SammylovesNarnia1
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Arwen FO' Life
Awesome elf skills
Awesome elf skills
The Arwenites and Eowynites.
- Thread starter Sir Godfrey
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Sir Godfrey
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The Evenstar shall triumph over the Shield Maiden! The Eldar race is both greater and fairer than the rural horse lords and their crude dwellings.
SammylovesNarnia1
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Elves triumph over humans hahaha
Sir Godfrey
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Elvers triumph over men everytime with the exception of the Men of Numenor. They were noble and sophisticated race, one equal to the Eldar in almost everyway.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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My cousin also likes Eowyn better than Arwen.
Now if SHE would only join this site too..... hmm.......
Now if SHE would only join this site too..... hmm.......
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
My cousin also likes Eowyn better than Arwen.
Now if SHE would only join this site too..... hmm.......
You are prohibted from recrutiing Ewoynites, only Arwenites may be recruited.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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You are prohibted from recrutiing Ewoynites, only Arwenites may be recruited.
Since when are you in charge of the recruiting process?
*thinks that she should name a kitten Eowyn*
Sir Godfrey
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Since when are you in charge of the recruiting process?
*thinks that she should name a kitten Eowyn*
Since I created the thread, I am the master, I am the Lord of this Forum! All shall bend to my will! All shall love Arwen and despair! lol XD
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Since I created the thread, I am the master, I am the Lord of this Forum! All shall bend to my will! All shall love Arwen and despair! lol XD
Except me, who will rebel and whack you and your Arweniteness with a plastic baseball-bat! XD
and plus I so knew you were going to say it was because you made the thread.
well you know what, I bet I could find that plastic baseball bat again...
Sir Godfrey
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Except me, who will rebel and whack you and your Arweniteness with a plastic baseball-bat! XD
and plus I so knew you were going to say it was because you made the thread.
I shall quell your insignifcant rebellion! My Queen Arwen shall have you and your band of Eowynites taken to the Fotress of Angband! There you shall suffer a fate worse than being beaten by plastic base ball bats! Muwhahahaha! XD
Mozart the Meerkitten
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There's a fortress called the angry band? that sounds like something from the Muppets... or something my dad would come up with.
Fine though you force me to take drastic measures, *draws scimitar* oh wait I have no idea how to use a sword, um..... *grabs bow and knocks arrow*
edit: well ok I could probably kinda use a sword, but.......
Sir Godfrey
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There's a fortress called the angry band? that sounds like something from the Muppets... or something my dad would come up with.
Fine though you force me to take drastic measures, *draws scimitar* oh wait I have no idea how to use a sword, um..... *grabs bow and knocks arrow*
The Fotress of angry bands? You dare mock the Great Fortress of the Dark Lord Morgoth? Pah! For your insolence, you shall be cast into the depths of Orodruin!
Sieze her my Araknights! *Several Arwen look alikes appear and start marching towards Mozart* XD
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Ok but I know what Orodruin is! Even though I don't know exactly what else you said... I think it might have something to do with the book I'm going to try to get from the library....
Um, *shoots....SLUSHIES! at the Arwen look-alikes using her.... CANNON!*
*runs to gather her army of Eowynite cats*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Resistance is futile! You will submit! Prepare the Cotton Cannons and the Wolves of Earnest!
Oh and so thou knows, Orodruin is more commonly known as Mount Doom, the very threshold where Gorthaur the Cruel (also known as Sauron) forged his little trinket (The One Ring) that he planned to use in his conquest of Middle Earth!
SammylovesNarnia1
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You may have cats and baseball bats but we have amazing Ninja Skills and Cake so we rein supreme
I want to join the Eowynites! Eowyn is my favorite female character ever. I admire both her and Arwen for their strength- Eowyn's strength to fight and Arwen's strength to wait for Aragorn. But Eowyn is definetly my favorite.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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YES!
Thank you for joining the Eowynites... now maybe the Arwenites won't try to throw me into Mt. Doom.
SammylovesNarnia1
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YES!
Thank you for joining the Eowynites... now maybe the Arwenites won't try to throw me into Mt. Doom.
oh we will *evil laugh*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
YES!
Thank you for joining the Eowynites... now maybe the Arwenites won't try to throw me into Mt. Doom.
Your victory will be short lived, for we the Arwenites shall prevail! We have the power of the Valar at are disposal, while you have what? Horses and crude spears? Pah! You shall we swept away by the mighty Water Stallions.
SammylovesNarnia1
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Yeah can you beat water stallions??? I think not mere mortals