So you decided NOT to lose this one and revive it. Dernyhelmet, hereby i knight you a Duffer in the order of the most nobel shiny Trash Can, by the grace of the bad fruits and the love of Stan the Cookie. Congratulations. Your new name will be: Miss Eowyn, Queen of Duffers
Hey! You must not make fun of Derny: Queen of Duffers. I mean: who would want to make fun of Derny: Queen of Duffers? After all, Derny: Queen of Duffers is the most honorable Duffer of all