The Duffer Award!

[Olórin the Wise]

You can't vote on that, too many people are biased.

 

[Dernhelm]

I'm glad you agree!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I wasn't agreeing about voting on whether you were a Duffer, I was agreeing on voting whether my head is spinning.

 

[Dernhelm]

If one can't be voted on, I don't think the other should be, either.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Derny, I'm still writiing you a "Dern'ys a Duffer song.

 

[Dernhelm]

Thanks; you can stop now.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

If one can't be voted on, I don't think the other should be, either.

Why? How are they related, other than the fact that they could both be voted on (except for the one about my head spinning, I don't think that anybody but LoL could vote with authority on that...)

 

[Dernhelm]

*wanders away*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*had forgotten to mention the string across the bottom of the doorway*

*SMASH*

Guess I shoulda said something about it...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*LoL appears on the scene to exercise her authority* Yep, folks, his head is spinning all right...only because I'm unscrewing it, but still...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

LEAVE OFF! *thud* *crash* *bang* *smash*

*LoL reappears tied up, with Olorin twisting her head*

 

[Dernhelm]

*gets up, and continues wandering away*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*evil spiders chase Derny & tie her up with spiderwebs*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*undoes cobweb bindings* My brother is a little impractical when it comes to binding materials... *unscrews Olorin's head all the way* Here we are, folks! He's beside himself!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*evil spiders re-screw head*

Actually, I'm quite practical. The spiders were weaving all their threads together into rope, which is really EXTREMELY strong. As a matter of fact, spider silk has a tensile strength of about 1.3 GPa, about five times stronger than steel would be if it were of the same density.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Aren't we glad I squished all the nasty little spiders with my boot, then?

*looks down at Olorin's head* Dead spiders can't re-screw your head, so you're still "beside yourself..."

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That's not original! You got that from C-3P0!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

If you think you can intimidate me with random letters and numbers combined to look official, you obviously don't know your sister...




















not...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And if you can't remember who C-3P0 is, you need to watch Star Wars again...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Selective amnesia, my dear...