The Duffer Award!

[Miss Freckles]

You have not asked the diameter of my cup.

 

[Glenburne]

WS also has to be small enough for you to dunk without him dragging you into the coffee after him. Ergo, either he is small, or you are gigantic.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Or I'm really good at dunking. I'm a prodigy. Why won't anyone see it?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Is drowning in coffee and can't see anything*

 

[Miss Freckles]

Touché. (10thingy)

 

[Glenburne]

Freckles, you've already graduated from university. You're too old to be a dunking prodigy.

 

[Miss Freckles]

It's never too late! There can be miracles when you believe!

Now get out of my coffee, WS. This is getting gross.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Is doing the backstroke*

The cup's too big.

 

[Glenburne]

So...I guess Freckles got a gigantic mug from somewhere...? Is it ceramic? You could try chipping a crack in it.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I got it from Sauron. Into it he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

But you should be fine, WS, I washed it properly before I used it - unless it didn't fit in a normal-sized dishwasher, in which case probably not.

...

*runs*

 

[Sopespian]

That's why God made power washers: for things that wouldn't fit into dishwashers. Also for Panera Bread foodservice lines...

 

[Glenburne]

False. God did not make power washers.

 

[Sopespian]

False. God did not make power washers.

You clearly haven't read the entire Bible. Specifically the part in Powerwashing 1:1, where it reads, "And behold, God made power washers -- mostly to clean things, but also to spite Glen."