The Duffer Award!

[Miss Freckles]

Actually, I think I'll vary my approach. One more pun and I'll post a picture of the book that I use for parking my mugs on.

 

[Sopespian]

You have mug shots? I didn't know you'd been arrested.

 

[Glenburne]

I don't like mug shots, most mugs break when you hit them with a bullet. It's a terrible waste. Plus, I'm told the cops don't like it. No firing off guns in the city limits, etc.

 

[Miss Freckles]

These are terrible, you don't deserve anything for that, not even punishment.

*slams door*

 

[GondorGirl]

These are terrible, you don't deserve anything for that, not even punishment.

*slams door*

........... PUNishment?

 

[Sopespian]

........... PUNishment?

It begins...

...the reign of puns.

My work here is done!

Of course, I'll be sticking around to make sure everyone is using them. Anyone who is caught not using them will be subject to PUNitive damages.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha... *voice trails off as I die of laughter* *funeral is held* *every eulogy is just a series of puns* *I win in the end*

 

[Glenburne]

Okay, so now that Sopespian is dead, what do we do? Travel to Italy? Learn advanced mathematics?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

We could discuss how Telmar isn't really all that great.

 

[Glenburne]

Okay. Reason number 1--why would the Telmarines have abandoned Telmar for Narnia if Telmar was such a great place to live?

 

[Sopespian]

I'm baaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaack!

We could discuss how Telmar isn't really all that great.

You shall NOT!

Okay. Reason number 1--why would the Telmarines have abandoned Telmar for Narnia if Telmar was such a great place to live?

We wanted to conquer a new land. We were bored. If Narnia was so great, why didn't you protect it better?

 

[Miss Freckles]

I deduce: Telmar is incredibly boring.

 

[Glenburne]

Or perhaps it is traumatizingly bad, to the point that even facing an angry centaur in battle is preferable?

 

[Sopespian]

I deduce: Telmar is incredibly boring.

It's nothing of the sort. It was the not conquering that was getting boring, not the land in which we lived.

Or perhaps it is traumatizingly bad, to the point that even facing an angry centaur in battle is preferable?

No. That was after we had been in Narnia for a while. Deduce from that what you will.

 

[Glenburne]

You started enjoying long forest walks?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Oh I love those.

 

[Sopespian]

Oh I love those.

So do I! I also love justice, which Telmar brought to Narnia.

 

[Glenburne]

*coughTrumpkincough* Right, Telmar is incredibly just.

 

[Miss Freckles]

So do I! I also love justice, which Telmar brought to Narnia.

So do- *remembers all the times justice has ignored her* I'm indifferent to it. *kicks defenseless bowl of petunias*

 

[Glenburne]

Why kick the bowl of petunias, and not Justice? Contrary to popular belief, Justice really is far less upset by injustice than by being kicked. Especially if the person doing the kicking happens to be wearing steel-toed boots at the time.

 

[Miss Freckles]

You know... When you ask 'why' in Dufferland, it's really your own fault.

*klaxon sounds*

*astronaut suit snaps shut on Glen*