The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
It drives you insane. But since you already were insane, you become double-insane, which multiplies everything in the world by random powers of 2. Suddenly I have $16,000 and your savings are multiplied by 1/32. (Hey, negative powers are still powers, aren't they?)
 
i had a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D why was i never informed of this? i could have been driving it around :(

*tries to salvage car*
 
fernshirehobbit said:
i had a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D why was i never informed of this? i could have been driving it around :(
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:eek: i guess the car is glad that it had such a painless death and lived so long... if you had been driving it around... :eek:

(sorry, for all mean comments i blame it all on The Time because... well, because! *yaaaawn* crazy people should never stay up late)
 
*agrees about the time thing*
oh, and did you know that Lauren, due to looking so much like Santa Clause, drives a sleigh? Its blue and led by reindeer.:D
 
Mine is a reindeer with 10 sleighs:D

The reindeer feels bad.

The reindeer is going to fall down some day.

Haha, reindeer.

We fall.

Auch!

The pain is bad.

The pain is going to kill both me and the reindeer.

Not so haha anymore.

We survived.

Haha, world, haha. :D
 
*Lieke's reindeer strains at the bit*
Reindeer: sometimes i am tempted to call up the ASPCA and complain of animal abuse!
Lieke: No, haha you are a strong little reindeer! you cant do that!
Reindeer: We will see about that...
 
Me: *cuts reins*
Lieke: What did you do that for?!
Me: Didn't you want to go fast?
Lieke: ...*blink*...
Lieke: I fail to see how cutting the reins makes me go fast.
Me: *installs rocket engines on sleigh* Does that help?
Lieke: Ooooohhh...
Me: Ignition primed. Standby for takeoff.
*rocket-sleigh* WHOOOOSH!
Lieke: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Me: *whistles*
 
hmm... thw whistling at the end spoiled it...

how about
olorin: *dances in celebration and falls off a cliff into a mountain of hot lava*
mf: *whistles*
lieke: *tries to whistle* i never knew you couldn't whistle in space... :confused:
olorin: (from bottom of cliff) *tries to whistle* teeth would help...
 
Great, body parts come alive...

...

Wait where are my shoes!!!

Shoes: *walk away*
Lieke: But you aren't even part of my body
Shoes: *don't care about logic*
Lieke: NOOO *runs* *steps on glass* *cries* *falls off cliff* Auch.
Shoes: *laugh*
Lieke: butbutbut... never mind *collapses*
 
i'm inclined to write a lengthy article about shoes. because i like shoes.

shoes: but you're not clever, so ha!
mf: that's impolite!
shoes: *don't care about politeness*
lieke: now you're just copying me...
mf: *doesn't care about copyrights*
police officer: ma'am, you're arrested.
mf: oh no that's terrible.
 
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