The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
Except for math problems. Because most paper clips aren't strong enough to rip up a math textbook. Now, a chainsaw on the other hand....
 
No, you're thinking of the CW. A common mistake, since CW can be eaten (although there is violent debate in certain circles concerning whether it is unfitting for a mere mortal to dare consumption of such divine a comestible).
 
Although POtW's CW is pretty unhealthy--I forget what it does to people who eat it--he puts in preservatives and all that. Personally, I prefer organic CW.
 
Well, i'm glad the Can isn't mortal... or picky, it'd like all kind of CW.

The real question is: is it blasphemous NOT to give your CW to the Can? Oh, and stop trying to dress up like the Can in order to get the CW, Oly, i'm not gonna fall for it. The pink of your beard just stands out too much!
 
Olórin the Wise said:
No, you're thinking of the CW. A common mistake, since CW can be eaten (although there is violent debate in certain circles concerning whether it is unfitting for a mere mortal to dare consumption of such divine a comestible).
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I have eaten the CW, right?

*Eats CW just to make sure*
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Actually, that was one of GKoN's cardboard copies you just ate. The real CW is elsewhere.
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Look, I'm the GG, when I say "*Eats CW*" that means I eat every CW that ever was in existence and ever will be in existence. That doesn't mean I *have* the CW but I have eaten it.
 
Unless Olorin is slipping the cardboard CW onto your plate...you do eat off a plate, don't you?
 
Gondorgirl said:
Look, I'm the GG, when I say "*Eats CW*" that means I eat every CW that ever was in existence and ever will be in existence. That doesn't mean I *have* the CW but I have eaten it.
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So... i assume GG is still in the Insane Asylum believing she has eaten the whole universe (including the IA itself)?

*feeds bomb to GG* :D 10... 9... 8...
 
Btw, Lieke, where have you hidden the brainwashing cookies? Glen and I have been meaning to feed them to Derny so she would finally admit her dufferness. The plan also involved a church, and talk or marriage, and revival... of old duffers...

How happily prophetic the plan was!
 
Prophetic? How about eerie....

Derny would probably prefer the chocolate-chocolate chip brainwashing cookies, if there are enough to conquer her Dufferness. I'm predicting 1,238,946 should do the job.
 
Glenburne said:
Unless Olorin is slipping the cardboard CW onto your plate...you do eat off a plate, don't you?
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What's a plate?

lieke said:
So... i assume GG is still in the Insane Asylum believing she has eaten the whole universe (including the IA itself)?

*feeds bomb to GG* :D 10... 9... 8...
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*Eats Lieke with Lieke's bomb*

Glenburne said:
I'm afraid the universe will absorb the explosion. With GG, nothing seems to work.
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You shameless flatterer...
 
I don't know. Is that a cactus or the Mona Lisa? It's hard to tell the difference when both can be covered with ketchup.
 
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