The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
Glenburne said:
If they're ants, I'll just pour a boiling teapot on them.

My mother does this. It works.

It also makes the grass very dead.
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Isn't that granting the ants a little too much importance? The ants will probably come back in greater numbers to either die a hero or conquer the foul death-spewing foe they call Teapot.
 
It was a purely emotional comment, of course, though I don't know what to make of yours. How does fish relate to any of this? There must be a connection - duffers are notorious for their coherence and logic.
 
The normal expression one would use is "fly a kite," but "fly a kite" is boring. I say "eat a fish" instead because 1) Fish are more interesting than kites, and 4) I'm trying to turn you into Gollum.
 
No, I just moved the numbers around. If I had reasons 2 and 3, they would come after 14 and 71. Sadly, I only had 4 reasons.
 
You create headaches with numbers? Very well, I shall retaliate with a weapon of my own choice, O Glenproducer of Headaches, Glenguardian of Punctuation, Glendistributor of Fish, Glenfloccinaucinihilipilificationer of Kites.
 
3. Freckafraid
8. Freckestrator.
1. Freductive
24. Freckliferous
5. Frecious (as in *gollum* "My Frecious!")
 
Frecious, you just need to get a decent number tan. Then it will be all better.

We can work on a number tan alphabetically:

1. Apple
7. Blueberry
2. Cranberry
 
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33) Interesting.
28) Just
25) Kinda
24) Lame
20) Muddling
29) Numbers,
22) Okay?
76) Petrificus Totalus!

(I don't remember what I said, but I want my point back!)
 
And it should have ended with "Zucchini." Yes. *pointed look at WarriorSatyr*

The point was the sword of Gryffindor, just so you know. Lots of basilisk venom.
 
Oh bother. Had I known that, I wouldn't have taken it down and cleaned it last week, as assistant caretaker of Hogwarts... I guess not even basilisk venom can withstand the power of Scourgify.
 
Who made you assistant caretaker, and what was he thinking?!

Oh, it was Dumbledore. Well, that explains everything. :rolleyes:

But I still don't understand who in their right mind would let you clean a sword.
 
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