The Duffer Encyclopedia, 2nd Edition

Yes, I'm the only person who made a really defiant stand against that sort of behavior, I suppose...

I think you all secretly like being eaten.

Also, I am confused: surely you have SOMEONE to torture?
 
Yes, but they're my roommates, and they can torture back. Which could be fun...hmm.....

So far I've been pranking other dorms with my roommates. But...this could be a lot of fun...my roommates will hate you now....

And I deny that I like being eaten. I only tolerate GG's eating because 1) it is unavoidable and 2) it hurts less than when the DLF tries it.
 
How do you even know what it feels like when the DLF tries it?

Hmph.

I don't know what to say about my apparently wide-reaching nefarious idea-mongering. Good? My universal domination is nearly complete, I suppose...without me even paying much attention to it lately... Goes to show that a seed sown early...

Anyway. *sinks back into law-office stress* *proceeds to die*

That may or may not have been an unwise decision.
 
Yes! I've been waiting for this to happen! *hops up and down*

You do realize that when a Duffer dies of work-related causes (cacti farming injuries excluded) he or she is awarded a Duffer funeral according to traditional specifications.

You realize that traditional specifications include the covering of the deceased in non-organic CW donated by PotW. Which will be perforated with pine needles shaken down by the Lossy-tree in her grief.

You also realize that traditional specifications include music. The Duffer Theme Song, of course, is sung first. Generally Stan the Cookie has accompanied it using his trunk, while Sturnidae Starling solos. However, Stunidae has been in a noticeably bad mood since he saw a picture of a eagle in a guidebook that looked like him. He claims that the eagle is a foreign spy affiliated with al-Quaeda and is currently off petitioning the Department of Defense. The DLF has volunteered to sing in his place. He will follow with "The Barney Song" as your cheese-covered body is catapulted out of GG's stomach, and thereby out of the space/time continuum.

Are you prepared? Clean? Toenails clipped?

Wonderful.
 
NOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOO....OOOOO.....ooooo....

I will NOT end my great and illustrious days in GG's stomach!

*eats out*

Betcha didn't know you could bring the dead back to life...
 
No, you will end them out of her stomach, because you were just catapulted out.

Yes, I did know the dead can be brought back to life. It is unfortunately common around here. But if you do return to life, you will be breaking the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, of which action I sternly disapprove.
 
"Scientific dumpling-head?" He needs to get himself back here just to defend his reputation. :p

Look, we just gave you a full Duffer funeral. Do you really have to come back to life? Most Duffers don't get Duffer funerals because they regenerate so quickly. But you've had one. You should value it. Stay out of GG's stomach, out of the space/time continuum. You are where Gandalf went.
 
"Out of the Space-Time Continuum" my cabbage, grumble grumble grumble.

I am too much of a homebody for this nonsense. I did briefly consider a vacation to the Color-Flavor Continuum, but it was to realistic for my taste. Stolid and stodgy, one might say.
 
Whaaa....? I never thought my home was anybody's digestive organ. I have NEVER succumbed to a resigned attitude about that....

Speaking of which: *eats out*

I meant the Space-Time Continuum. I'm quite attached to it.
 
But you called it, and I quote, "nonsense." How can you insult it?--and in such an ambiguous way, too! Gandalf is glaring at you.
 
No, the nonsense was supposed to refer to these attempted, extra-Einsteinian adventures! Aaaugh.

*eats out* *extracts Gandalf for good measure*

Ahh yes, the walls of GG's stomach...long known for their famous transparency.
 
Oh, is that why I can see the Blessed Realm from here? (It is thankfully inedible. *glares at GG*)
 
*glares at LoL* If Ar-Pharazôn was destroyed by trying to put his feet on the Blessed Realm, then what would happen to GG if she tried to put it in her stomach?
 
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