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*watches as The GG is swallowed by the soil of the Blessed Realm inside her*

I suppose that was the end of an era.

It is now the Fifth Age, the Age of Vegetarians.
 
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Ew. I didn't know that was what would come after GG.

I never thought I'd be saying this...but...I miss the era of GG!

Uggh...vegetarian rule...this will swiftly devolve into totalitarianism! And if I am not the dictator, I have no use for such a rule...

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I suppose it's a good thing that I AM the dictator...

But this is still a little too unsubtle for my taste...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
I suppose it's a good thing that I AM the dictator...
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Realize that this means you are increasingly paranoid about being attacked by the vegetable patches that you have ordered everyone else to plunder. Rather like Stalin, except that you prefer torturing radishes.
 
*accepts allegiance* What do you mean "still"? I suppose I am.

But I don't like this tone. Implying that I might have stopped being dictator at some point? Hm. Hm. :D

My advice of the day, for you: watch your back. I can't be held accountable for the vegetables. They are an unruly bunch.

Meanwhile, GG, I didn't forget... *eats out*

*sics eggplants on GG*
 
As I call my siblings, I believe you've earned the title...

Dumpling-head.

(I mainly like it because it's a hilarious image. Call someone that, and suddenly you see them with a dumpling for a head, and they become nothing but funny. :))
 
My mother's preferred term is "idiot-box." Somehow adding "-box" to the end of an insult makes it endearing....
 
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