The Duffer Encyclopedia, 2nd Edition

Thanks, Mike. Some people around here *glares* have no clue about how to bury the dead. Or the living, for that matter....
 
This episode of "Things that aren't surprising" brought to you by Gondorgirl.

I, on the other hand, also dream of food in my inner peace... So I do sympathize.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
This episode of "Things that aren't surprising" brought to you by Gondorgirl.

I, on the other hand, also dream of food in my inner peace... So I do sympathize.
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Surprisingly, that one was an inside joke originated by MissReepicheep, who is, in fact, basically allergic to cheese.
 
So this is clearly an episode of "Who Has the Most Self-Confidence?" hosted by the Gobbling Lady of Gondor....

Speaking of which...clothes for women in Gondor are decidedly funereal.

Maybe we should smear them with cheese.
 
I'm a fruit addict. I'd eat them off. Try carrots. They're good-tempered, colorful, and probably will stick to butter. Also I hate them.
 
That's disgusting. Eating humans is one thing, but carrots?

I had a conversation with a carrot one day, in which I told it that I hated its guts and did not want to see it in my neighborhood. The carrot stared at me for a very long time and then remarked that its top was better than mine, because his was green, and mine looked like it had dried up. Then he suggested methods of watering myself so that I would look "fresh." When I pointed out that I take daily showers, he told me that wasn't good enough, and I should make more of an effort to get to the root of the problem by spending several hours a day soaking my feet. I told him my feet would get wrinkly, and then he accused me of believing in "junk science" and of holding to "an outmoded model of liquidity."

See why I hate them?
 
Glenburne said:
That's disgusting. Eating humans is one thing, but carrots?

I had a conversation with a carrot one day, in which I told it that I hated its guts and did not want to see it in my neighborhood. The carrot stared at me for a very long time and then remarked that its top was better than mine, because his was green, and mine looked like it had dried up. Then he suggested methods of watering myself so that I would look "fresh." When I pointed out that I take daily showers, he told me that wasn't good enough, and I should make more of an effort to get to the root of the problem by spending several hours a day soaking my feet. I told him my feet would get wrinkly, and then he accused me of believing in "junk science" and of holding to "an outmoded model of liquidity."

See why I hate them?
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That actually makes sense. Would you please thank that carrot for changing my mind and tell him that I will be trying his methods of watering. I sincerely hope that my hair will look as fresh as his from now on. :D
 
And your feet, will they be as wrinkly as a carrot's squiggles? And will you develop delicate carrot-hair tendrils along your orange expanse?

No wonder carrots are such attractive people. I have never known the reason..
 
I suppose I'll leave the green hair to you, then. You do realize that this will end your hopes of joining the Elves, though. Somehow I doubt Galadriel would smile on that getup.
 
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