Miss Freckles
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(I think I know . . .)
And Olórin has a new name. Hehe.
...a coffee machine with a beard? how creepy
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...a coffee machine with a beard? how creepy
Yeah, that's what i would like to know tooMF said:
Those are your words, but no matter what you thought i meant, you're not missing (left wing second floor room 2), so you definitely can't be the best coffee machine...Olorinsesss said:
Seriously, they almost killed each other using... the wooden tables and their teeth *sigh* That was a busy day.MF said:
...nothingMF said:
Miss Freckles
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Yeah, that's what i would like to know too
Those are your words, but no matter what you thought i meant, you're not missing (left wing second floor room 2), so you definitely can't be the best coffee machine...
Seriously, they almost killed each other using... the wooden tables and their teeth *sigh* That was a busy day.
...nothing
mf:
i wonder how nothing feels about that. how do you feel about that, nothing?nothing:
mf: well...?
nothing:
mf: TELL ME!!!
nothing: *desperate*
mf: well, finally... wait, nothing can't be desperate! lieke was lying!!!
lieke: *desperate*
mf: so you're in your drawer?
lieke: time for bed, mf... the nothing in your head is starting to rattle with the effort...
mf: *struggling to break free from the nurse's iron grasp* i KNOW YOU'RE HiDiNG SOMETHiNG LiEKE!!! AND ONE DAY... WHEN YOU'RE PASSED OUT FROM LACK OF COFFEE!!!!!!!
lieke: yeah, one day... now, coffee, it's just you and me...
Miss Freckles
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reviving this for educational purposes... my young apprentice
(note: that post above is nuts... haha)
(note: that post above is nuts... haha)
Olórin the Wise
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you were in the insane asylum with derny???
this is gonna make headlines!!
fact: i'm not going to make headlines. it's not my turn.
mf: then whose turn is it?
fact: *thinks* HERS! *points at lieke*
mf: out, out, out with the secrets... what is in the bottom drawer in your desk?
Wait... lemme guess... is it a gun? ...or is it a cigarette lighter? Ah, I can never tell...
*BLAM*
Drat. Guessed wrong.
iWha? Wait... NO! tHIS iS iMPOSSIBLE!
small random voice: Impossible? *blink*
Oh yes, I forgot. I'm in Dufferland. How foolish of me.
Not only that, I have evil powers! *telekinetically adds cream and sugar to MF's coffee* See?
No. No lattes. Sorry. Mocha yes, latte no. I don't like latte. Why, you ask? Well, that goes back to a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
...
...
Random listener: Go on?
Me: ZZZZzzzZZZzZZzZzzzzzzZzzZzz *snooore*
Me: *snort* What? Oh, yes. A galaxy far, far away. M51, in fact. Also known as the Whirlpool Galaxy. The reason is that it looks like a whirlpool. What? Oh. I don't know how a galaxy can look like a whirlpool! All I know is that it does! Here, see for yourself.
That could probably be applied to most or all of your posts without difficulty.
And who is this apprentice you speak of? I hope he/she isn't anything like you...
We couldn't stand two. Not two. One is almost impossible already.
*sigh* And what are you doing in this madhouse, Derny? Have you finally admitted to your Dufferness and come to join your brethren (and sistren)?
Sing and rejoice, ye people of the Land of Duffers,
For your efforts have not been in vain,
And the Gate of Denial is broken,
And your Queen hath passed through
And she is victorious. (or defeated, I suppose... depending on your point of view.)
Sing and be glad, all ye children of the insane,
For your Queen shall come again,
And she shall dwell among you
all the days of your life.
And the Age that was withered shall be renewed (a.k.a. the Golden Age)
And it shall be seen from the high places,
And the Land shall be blessed.
Sing all ye people!*
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*Note: If you can figure out where I got the basis for that poem, I'll give you a cookie. Remarkable, actually, how little I had to change said poem to make it fit the circumstances. Almost as if the author wrote it like that on purpose... maybe said author was a secret Duffer. *knowing wink*
Miss Freckles
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why thank you ever so much, just what i needed... but wait... you could just have come round and put cream and sugar in my coffee, since you live in the cell next to mine... (yes i hear you talking to your beard at niht and i am annoyed)
and hey, that whirlpool galaxy was awesome... pity that i deleted it... it was a nice galaxy... oh well.
bearded creature said:That could probably be applied to most or all of your posts without difficulty.
And who is this apprentice you speak of? I hope he/she isn't anything like you...
We couldn't stand two. Not two. One is almost impossible already.
always the gentleman, huh?
well she is still waiting for the mods to let her in... but she is existent! muwahaha!
but no, she's nothing like me... she's not as easy to corrupt, i'm afraid...
pink beard said:
hmm, sounds like an old chorus... but when i googled some lines, all that came up was something about oyster cards on the tube... weird... so i gave up.
do i get a cookie for effort?
Shadow_Kitty
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This needs to be added to the encyclopedia:
Walls: <...>
Doorknobs: ((...))
Floors: [...]
Ceilings: {...}
Walls: <...>
Doorknobs: ((...))
Floors: [...]
Ceilings: {...}
Miss Freckles
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and the corners... but i forgot what the corners were...
Shadow_Kitty
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How could you forget corners!
/.......\ corners
/.......\ corners
theorangejello
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MY LIFE
i had forgotten half those things
*hides*
anyways...i think you gusy should totally add
Lonny's mysterious notes...
just saying
i had forgotten half those things
*hides*
anyways...i think you gusy should totally add
Lonny's mysterious notes...
just saying
Lady Callandra
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The Lonny Files. oh yes...
lol what IS Lonny always taking notes on random duffers about? hmmm??? HMMMM?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! one can only speculate. -.-
Miss Freckles
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yeah, and green eggs and ham... blech!
theorangejello
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NIiice one.
my thoughts exactly...The Lonny Files. oh yes...
Lady of Narnia
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The world will never know.....
P.S. MF, these are for you!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws green eggs and ham*
P.S. MF, these are for you!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws green eggs and ham*
Protagonist
Banned
CAPS LOCK
effective device used to make a point, MAKE NOISE, or stand out
cyborg senshi
tag that's been plaguing tdl since the start. It's meaning and creator are unknown.
COPPERFOX
misleading name. yelling lion in signature.
effective device used to make a point, MAKE NOISE, or stand out
cyborg senshi
tag that's been plaguing tdl since the start. It's meaning and creator are unknown.
COPPERFOX
misleading name. yelling lion in signature.
Miss Freckles
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haha very accurate
do we have an entering... entrance... ente... oh, an entry for waldo?