The Duffer Training Academy. (please do not delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

How did I know that was going to come up?

 

[*Hobbit*]

...straight off the edge of a cliff.

Hey, look! Hobbit posted twice in a month!

And im going for THREE!Mabey this will become a daily routeen!I cant speel that.NOw who has chocolate?

 

[lieke]

How did I know that was going to come up?

Both you and HB share the same evil mind?

I don't have the chocolate, though...

...

Okay, maybe just a tiny little piece

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sees giant slab of chocolate peeping out of Lieke's cupboard* GIMME!!

 

[SweetWaters]

*submits application to Duffer Training Academy*

SAT scores: I have chocolate.
High school transcript: I have chocolate.
Academic honors and awards: I have chocolate.
Application essay. I have...MORE...chocolate.

 

[Keyblade Master]

gets taz powers and starts to spin like a tornado, rrrraaawwwrrrraaaawwww

 

[lieke]

*submits application to Duffer Training Academy*

SAT scores: I have chocolate.
High school transcript: I have chocolate.
Academic honors and awards: I have chocolate.
Application essay. I have...MORE...chocolate.

Hmm, i don't know about her, what do you think, Olorinsesss? I mean, a SAT score of I have chocolate is indeed a good one, but it is not better than the I have Cheese Whiz score, and that's a pity. On the other hand, it is far better than I have Skandar/William/other score, and even better than I have Bugs Bunny powers score (you don't know the power of chocolate)

And btw, Olorinsesss, that chocolate is MINE!

 

[Keyblade Master]

hhhmmm u make a good point

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*HB sticks foot out on the road, and Roadrunner trips over HB's foot. Roadrunner then turns around and says "Yo Man, like, why did you do that, man? You ruinin' my groove, man!" And HB says, "I am not a man! I am boy because I can fly!"

He can fly!
He can fly!
He can fly!
He can fly!*

*Specter/Paul/His Holiness turns to HB and says, "HB, you can't fly." HB then says, "Well, not with THAT attitude!" and Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig then says "HB, you are standing on a box in a Superman-is-flying pose. That's not flying" HB then asks, "Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig/Obi-Three, what are you donig in my house?"*

I'm on Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig/Obi-Three's side.

Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig/Obi-Three/Household Invader then replies, "I am the Admin. I can do whatever I want." HB then says, "Shut up."

Lauren...for once, I agree.

*GASP!*

You can't speak for me! You are a silly non-mod! You don't know how the awesome HB would speak! I would never say "shut up" because Paul would take away my mod powers! I would instead say, "Paul, why are you talking" or "I am a toad" or something to that effect.

Silly non-mods, speaking is for kids! Now I shall edit your post instead of going to class (again)

Uhm...yes he can...he just did.

But saying you are a toad does nothing!

Ooooooooooooo! YOU SKIP CLAAAAAAAAAAASS! I'm gonna tell your mommy! See, at least I'm smarter, and I NEVER tell people when I skip.

DON'T YOU DARE EDIT MY POST!! Besides, I do know how you would speak. You say "shut up" to me all the time.

That's because you are Lauren, I say that ALL the time.

How do you know how I speak? Are you my stalker? GET OUT OF THE BUSHES OLORIN! (pretend the second O has a stupid accent on top that makes the user name hard to type and harder to pronounce) I know you are there!

*grabs bushes and pulls out TG*

TG, what are you doing here?

TG: I was waiting for your sister
HB: QUIET YOU! (see, I didn't say shut up, now did I? Now I shall BANISH Olorin (again, accent on the O) to mod banishment!

Non-mods: Oh no! Now Olorin is a mod! He is forever tainted!

Me: ....No. Olorin is in banishment. Which means, instead of being a mod, he has to listen to

He can Fly!
He can Fly!
He can Fly!
He can Fly!

all day long

Non-Mods: AHHHHHHH
Olorin (with an accent on the O): AHHHHHH
TG: What's going on? I was getting some food while waiting for your sister
HB: AHHHHHHHH)

Correction #1: Olorin was in the bushes.
Correction #2: He gave you TG.
Correction #3: I wouldn't let your sister out of the house alone.
Correction #4: I'd just say shut up- it saves time.
Correction #5: What does tainted mean?
Correction #6: He Can Fly is NOT torture.
Correction #7: We would never just 'scream' we'd attack too!
Correction #8: Just lock TG in a resturant. He'd forget about your sister and settle for a waitress.

*mentally tunes out "He can fly!" business* Boy, that sure does come in handy. Really, though, HB, you're going to have to lay off TG. You're driving everybody crazy.

...Oh wait, that's what you want, isn't it? So then you can take over the world, which you've been secretly longing to do ever since the nutty squirrels told you to, but couldn't because Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig/Obi-Three/Household Invader/He-who-prevents-HB-from-abusing-his-powers was watching. DEATH TO NUTTY SQUIRRELS!!

Why? I hate TG.

I LOVE NUTTY SQUIRRELS! LEAVE THEM ALONE! *hits Lauren across the head*

Specter/Paul/His Holiness/The Pig/Obi-Three/Household Invader/He-who-prevents-HB-from-abusing-his-powers I do like that name better.

...

No comment. Except...

He can Fly!
He can Fly!
He can Fly!
He can Fly!

*takes Tinker Bell*

How did I know that was going to come up?

Because, it comes up in almost every post of HB's.

 

[Keyblade Master]

what she said.

 

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[Olórin the Wise]

Is that to counteract people saying "I don't believe in fairies"?

 

[lieke]

Someone just saw Peter Pan

And yeah it is, and never say that again

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Why not?

 

[lieke]

*Peter Pan voice* Every time you say that a fairy somewhere falls down dead!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

dont kill the fairies!

 

[holyboy]

dont kill the fairies!

...too late

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Did you already kill the fairies, HB? Gonna have them for dinner now?

 

[Keyblade Master]

how crule, i didn't know u where like that HB.

 

[onlymystory]

oh mommy, oh daddy...I am a big old baddy! Oh mommy, oh daddy...I am a big old baddy!