Copperfox
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"The Quakers," Josiah began, "are a Christian sect, also known as the Society of Friends, which originated in England. They are strict pacifists by conviction; early in their history, they refused to fight on either side in the English Civil War. In the colonization of North America, it was they who settled Pennsylvania, where they named their chief city the City of Brotherly Love. They were so successful in befriending the native peoples, that natives who would not trust any other white man would accept the word of a Quaker."
"And was it _always_ true that Quakers would _never_ harm anyone?" asked the Imam.
"Some individual Quakers would fight in life-or-death extremity. The famous American pioneer Daniel Boone was a Quaker; but when he had no other choice, he fought to defend his colony in Kentucky. Still, non-violence has always been the norm for the Society of Friends. As far as I know, they invariably opposed any and every war the United States waged in its last hundred years or more of existence."
"Then would you say it is completely _impossible_ for Quakers, even a tiny minority of them, _ever_ to become terrorists?"
Josiah nearly broke out in startled laughter. "TERRORISTS??"
Brendan raised a hand, as if he were in a classroom. "Imam, I think I know what you're talking about! Have there been acts of violence occurring in your district, with apparent signs that Quakers were the culprits?"
"Why, yes," the Imam affirmed. "Arson fires, vandalism, and several Muslim men badly beaten with clubs. In every instance, there was graffiti nearby, announcing that the crimes were committed by people calling themselves Ku Klux Quakers. The Ku Klux Klan, I _have_ heard of, and this looks as if Quakers were reviving that movement. We allow no Christians to live in the Cantonment full time, but some enter on business; and it is thought that the criminals are among their number."
"Sir, you must not have received any reports from the Western Enclave lately."
"In truth, I never see any news from there, except an occasional trivial item which tells nothing of substance. Are the Quakers also violent there?"
"Just the opposite. The Deputy Commander of the Campaign Against Hate, who until recently was the representative of the Indoctrination Department in the Enclave, had a special, pathological hatred for Christians and Jews--"
"Not for Muslims?"
"No; in fact, I'm told he had two or three Muslims working for him. But that's not the point. He hated Christians especially, so much so that he _fabricated_ an imaginary crisis, featuring imaginary violent Quakers. Every crime supposedly committed by 'Ku Klux Quakers' in the Enclave, was actually committed by his own personnel. The uncovering of this fraud severely discredited the whole Campaign Against Hate."
The Imam looked back at Josiah. "Did you not hear of this?"
"Only fragments of it," Josiah replied. "After all, I _have_ been living in Uganda for years, and--" He almost said that he knew nobody inside the Enclave save those he met on his brief stopover in Rapid City; but that would in a sense be a lie, since he had a son there. So he revised the words he would have said, and finished with: "And I have no friends exiled in the Enclave. But I am as confident of Mr. Hyland's honesty as you are of mine."
"Hmmm, if the _whole_ Campaign Against Hate was embarrassed, I would have thought that I would hear _something_ of it."
"It did receive some coverage in the American media generally," Brendan assured the Imam. "I can contact the Texas Rangers, and they can arrange for you to be provided with streamcast video."
"Yes, I would very much like to see that, Mr. Hyland; but my heart already tells me that you and Mr. Redfern are speaking the truth."
"Then will Miss Jalalu be moved to the Enclave?" asked Josiah.
"So she will. It will cost me nothing to gratify you in this matter, and it may cause you to remember me a little more kindly."
"Yes, I'll certainly remember you more kindly than if you left her in the hands of her worthless father."
"Now I have a question," said Brendan. "Has anyone from the Campaign Against Hate been offering you any particular advice in connection with _your_ supposed Ku Klux Quaker incidents?"
"Indeed they have," replied Al-Farag. "No less a person than Commander Vitaly Khloponin has urged me to commit my Purity Warriors to a joint operation with his Pinkshirts, to catch some Ku Klux Quakers in the act as they start their next raid."
Brendan moved closer to the Imam. "Sir, the Campaign Against Hate Commander _knows_ that the Ku Klux Quakers are fictional. But he would also be in a position to know that you _wouldn't_ know this. Accordingly, if he wanted to stir up trouble, and then make himself a hero by 'resolving' it, he might try using the same boogeyman."
"Another thought to consider," Matti put in. "Khloponin would need to be _positive_ that you didn't know about the Ku Klux Quakers being a fraud. So I'll bet that he has an agent planted in _your_ media organization, keeping track of what information does or doesn't reach you. Any such person will have to be rooted out."
"He's right," said Brendan. "Also, you'll need to get support from high up in the Party if you want to denounce Khloponin for this fraud, since up to now he's avoided all blame for what was done in the Enclave. You'll need to bypass the Indoctrination Department altogether."
"The State Department!" exclaimed Josiah. "I've--heard that someone connected with the State Department was assaulted by the fake terrorists in the Enclave. So the State Department's likely to support you in this."
"Allah be praised that you men came here," said the Imam. "Given their law-enforcement role, I imagine that those Texas Rangers now circling overhead have lie-detection apparatus in their possession? It would be useful to have such equipment, if I am obliged to unmask a traitor in my own administration."
"I'd be careful about saying 'traitor,' " Brendan cautioned him, "since the federal government, for whom the infiltrator would be working, isn't _supposed_ to be an adversary to you. But yes, I'm sure the Rangers will have lie-detection gear. We can ask them to land at the airport at the same time as we take our ultrasound unit back to our own plane, and they'll provide a lie detector for you."
"They can also facilitate arrangements for Salwa Jalalu to be flown out of here as soon as she can safely travel," added Josiah. He was not about to let the Imam forget that promise.
The Imam smiled. "Fear not, Mr. Redfern, the woman shall have her new home. And if Islamophobia is as non-existent as you maintain, she will be well treated by the Christians in the Enclave."
Josiah smiled back. "I guarantee you, she will be. If possible, I'll see that proof of her being well treated comes to your desk."
Matti stepped over to the cart on which his equipment rested. "Things are going to get lively in the Cantonment, I expect. But we still need to get back to the Enclave. Imam, we thank you for your cooperation with us; and may nothing but good ensue from it."
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Score one for you, Glenburne.
"And was it _always_ true that Quakers would _never_ harm anyone?" asked the Imam.
"Some individual Quakers would fight in life-or-death extremity. The famous American pioneer Daniel Boone was a Quaker; but when he had no other choice, he fought to defend his colony in Kentucky. Still, non-violence has always been the norm for the Society of Friends. As far as I know, they invariably opposed any and every war the United States waged in its last hundred years or more of existence."
"Then would you say it is completely _impossible_ for Quakers, even a tiny minority of them, _ever_ to become terrorists?"
Josiah nearly broke out in startled laughter. "TERRORISTS??"
Brendan raised a hand, as if he were in a classroom. "Imam, I think I know what you're talking about! Have there been acts of violence occurring in your district, with apparent signs that Quakers were the culprits?"
"Why, yes," the Imam affirmed. "Arson fires, vandalism, and several Muslim men badly beaten with clubs. In every instance, there was graffiti nearby, announcing that the crimes were committed by people calling themselves Ku Klux Quakers. The Ku Klux Klan, I _have_ heard of, and this looks as if Quakers were reviving that movement. We allow no Christians to live in the Cantonment full time, but some enter on business; and it is thought that the criminals are among their number."
"Sir, you must not have received any reports from the Western Enclave lately."
"In truth, I never see any news from there, except an occasional trivial item which tells nothing of substance. Are the Quakers also violent there?"
"Just the opposite. The Deputy Commander of the Campaign Against Hate, who until recently was the representative of the Indoctrination Department in the Enclave, had a special, pathological hatred for Christians and Jews--"
"Not for Muslims?"
"No; in fact, I'm told he had two or three Muslims working for him. But that's not the point. He hated Christians especially, so much so that he _fabricated_ an imaginary crisis, featuring imaginary violent Quakers. Every crime supposedly committed by 'Ku Klux Quakers' in the Enclave, was actually committed by his own personnel. The uncovering of this fraud severely discredited the whole Campaign Against Hate."
The Imam looked back at Josiah. "Did you not hear of this?"
"Only fragments of it," Josiah replied. "After all, I _have_ been living in Uganda for years, and--" He almost said that he knew nobody inside the Enclave save those he met on his brief stopover in Rapid City; but that would in a sense be a lie, since he had a son there. So he revised the words he would have said, and finished with: "And I have no friends exiled in the Enclave. But I am as confident of Mr. Hyland's honesty as you are of mine."
"Hmmm, if the _whole_ Campaign Against Hate was embarrassed, I would have thought that I would hear _something_ of it."
"It did receive some coverage in the American media generally," Brendan assured the Imam. "I can contact the Texas Rangers, and they can arrange for you to be provided with streamcast video."
"Yes, I would very much like to see that, Mr. Hyland; but my heart already tells me that you and Mr. Redfern are speaking the truth."
"Then will Miss Jalalu be moved to the Enclave?" asked Josiah.
"So she will. It will cost me nothing to gratify you in this matter, and it may cause you to remember me a little more kindly."
"Yes, I'll certainly remember you more kindly than if you left her in the hands of her worthless father."
"Now I have a question," said Brendan. "Has anyone from the Campaign Against Hate been offering you any particular advice in connection with _your_ supposed Ku Klux Quaker incidents?"
"Indeed they have," replied Al-Farag. "No less a person than Commander Vitaly Khloponin has urged me to commit my Purity Warriors to a joint operation with his Pinkshirts, to catch some Ku Klux Quakers in the act as they start their next raid."
Brendan moved closer to the Imam. "Sir, the Campaign Against Hate Commander _knows_ that the Ku Klux Quakers are fictional. But he would also be in a position to know that you _wouldn't_ know this. Accordingly, if he wanted to stir up trouble, and then make himself a hero by 'resolving' it, he might try using the same boogeyman."
"Another thought to consider," Matti put in. "Khloponin would need to be _positive_ that you didn't know about the Ku Klux Quakers being a fraud. So I'll bet that he has an agent planted in _your_ media organization, keeping track of what information does or doesn't reach you. Any such person will have to be rooted out."
"He's right," said Brendan. "Also, you'll need to get support from high up in the Party if you want to denounce Khloponin for this fraud, since up to now he's avoided all blame for what was done in the Enclave. You'll need to bypass the Indoctrination Department altogether."
"The State Department!" exclaimed Josiah. "I've--heard that someone connected with the State Department was assaulted by the fake terrorists in the Enclave. So the State Department's likely to support you in this."
"Allah be praised that you men came here," said the Imam. "Given their law-enforcement role, I imagine that those Texas Rangers now circling overhead have lie-detection apparatus in their possession? It would be useful to have such equipment, if I am obliged to unmask a traitor in my own administration."
"I'd be careful about saying 'traitor,' " Brendan cautioned him, "since the federal government, for whom the infiltrator would be working, isn't _supposed_ to be an adversary to you. But yes, I'm sure the Rangers will have lie-detection gear. We can ask them to land at the airport at the same time as we take our ultrasound unit back to our own plane, and they'll provide a lie detector for you."
"They can also facilitate arrangements for Salwa Jalalu to be flown out of here as soon as she can safely travel," added Josiah. He was not about to let the Imam forget that promise.
The Imam smiled. "Fear not, Mr. Redfern, the woman shall have her new home. And if Islamophobia is as non-existent as you maintain, she will be well treated by the Christians in the Enclave."
Josiah smiled back. "I guarantee you, she will be. If possible, I'll see that proof of her being well treated comes to your desk."
Matti stepped over to the cart on which his equipment rested. "Things are going to get lively in the Cantonment, I expect. But we still need to get back to the Enclave. Imam, we thank you for your cooperation with us; and may nothing but good ensue from it."
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What a question--the evil Ku Klux Quakers again, is it?
Score one for you, Glenburne.
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