The Insane Asylum II

Copperfox said:
The illusory figure of actress Amanda Tapping walks up to Gondorgirl and hands her several old, used "Stargate SG-1" costume items to eat.
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LOL!!!!! you know the sci-fi channel is thinking about making a 'Stargate Universe'? sounds interesting, but I personally think they should quit before the fandom gets too tired.


><>: falalalala...LA....la.....laaaaaaaa
me: what are you singing?
><>: a song
me: what song
><>: a song
me:...yes, but what's the name?
><> :a song
me: is that ALL you're going to say?
><>: no
me: then what is the name of the song?
><>: a song
me: so the song's name is "a song"? that doesn't make any sense
><>: a song is a song is a song. deal with it
me: why?
><>: because
me: because why?
><>: because
me: but...but...but...PUT PUT WILL EAT YOU!!!
><>: because why?
me: because I said so
><>: why?
me: because
><>: because why?
me: because because because
><>: exactly
me: oh...........
><>: the fish are migrating to never land
me: why?
><>: because we don't like Caboola
me: I thought Caboola was a word
><>: it is
me: then what is Caboola
><>: a word
me: but I thought you said you were migrating from it
><>: we are
me: how can you migrate from a word?
><>: like this *migrates from Caboola*
me:......ohhhhhh............*draws GG eating a dynamite flower with chalk*
 
Me: And I was insane? :eek:
Wall: I never said that
Me: You did
Wall: No, you are deaf as well
Me: No
Wall: I didn't say you were insane I said you are and not were
Me: Thank you very much
Wall: You're welcome
Me: Nice friend
Wall: Exactly my opinion
Me: You are nuts
Wall: No I am Willy Wall
 
Me: Nessa-chan!!!!!!! Look it's dusty!
Tiny piece of dust particle: Yo yo yo, what's crackalackin?!?!
Me: No *shakes head* *Walks away from dust*
 
Me: It's wally
Wall: Willy
Me: Shut up wally
Wall: Willy
Me: Nevermind
Wall: Evermind
Me: Always the latest word
Wall: Yep
Me: You are a loser
Wall: No, I'm a wall
Me: Tia thinks you are dust
Wall: Who is Tia?
Me: The girl over there
Wall: I only see a wardrobe
 
As on one previous occasion, a voice is heard through a wall--not the talking wall. The voice is shouting, "Keep clear! Coming through again!"

Pickaxe blows once again sound through the wall. Eventually, an opening forms...grows larger...and at last Copperfox steps through, to continue the work from the other side. The image of Amanda Tapping comes up and asks him why he's doing this.

"It's an entrance for the cows," he explains.

"WHAT???" is the reaction of several nearby inmates.

"These cows," continues the former sailor, "have serious psychological problems, due to feelings of inadequacy because they aren't horses. They'll be psychoanalyzed by specialized veterinarians. I must ask all of you NOT to make any 'mad cow' jokes. They'll be arriving soon; Emmett and Jake will be herding them in, assisted by some 13-year-old Texan girls."
 
><> 1: I like the spots...I want spots too!
><> 2: I know! They're like dots..but..bigger...0.o
><> 1: no fair! we're just orangey gold
><> 2: what were we talking about?
><> 1: who are you?
><> 2: like I know
><> 1: well......oh, a rock
><> 2: where?
><> 1:...uhhhhhhhhhhhh...........oh, a rock
><> 2: where?
><> 3: CABOOLA!
><> 1: ...huh?....oh, a rock
><> 2: where?
><> 1: I forget.......................................................oh, a rock
><> 2: where?
><> 3: CABOOLA! *makes volcano out of rocks*
><> 1: oh a big rock
><> 2: where?
 
Me: Tia...look! Wally is insane
Wall: Willy
Me: Alright Wally
Wall: Willy
Me: Which wall is called Willy?
Wall: Which fool is called Nessa?
Me: You are playing it tough with me eh?
Wall: I'm not playing it tough with you..I don't play with you at all
Me: You are driving me mad
Wall: That's your problem
Me: Look Wally
Wall: Willy
Me: Whatever...look, you are a mean and old horrible wall
Wall: I'm not horrible, mean or old...they build me a couple of weeks ago
Me: Yeah, right
Wall: That's your problem Nissa
Me: Nessa
Wall: Whatever
 
Papa Joe's gunslinger friend Emmett, seeing that the cattle are all inside, signals Joe to post a statement that the hole in the wall magically closes up.

[ JOE: "The hole in the wall magically closes up." ]

Emmett then tips his hat to Lonny, and hands her a fresh notebook and box of pre-sharpened pencils.
 
*cackle cackle*...>.>....THIS IS JUST MY FIRST STEP TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! SOOOON everyone will be LONNY!!! well...not really..but....EVERYONE WILL HAVE A NAME ENDING WITH AN "E" SOUND! yes....yes..that's better..*cackle cackle*
 
:eek: MY LONNY CREATION IS GETTING REPETITIVE!!!!! :eek: SHE KEEPS CALLING ME STRANGE!!

><>: .......that's because you are
me: AM NOT!
><>: are too
me: am not
><>: are too
me: not
><>: yep
me: no
><>: yes
me: no
><>: yes
me: no way
><>: yes way
me: stop it
><>: no
me: yep
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: yes
><>: no
me: no
><>: yes
me: HA!!!!!!
><>: T_T....
 
Me: Wally...are you there?
Wall: Of course I'm still here and it's Willy
Me: Willy or wally...whatever
Wall: Whatever? I have a name Miss
Me: Owww? Since when do walls have names?
Wall: Since today
Me: Really?
Wall: You aren't that smart, aren't you?
Me: A smart is also a car
Wall: Sure...and a kinda potato too?
Me: I see.... you haven't changed much
Wall: Why should I change? I'm a wall
Me: A stupid wall
Wall: A stone wall
Me: Great......Wally
Wall: Willy
 
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