The Insane Asylum II

[Glenburne]

I think it's a representative from the DLR, actually. They know a lot about crime.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'm sure they do. What I doubt is their, er, educational philosophy. I would like to know beforehand what's in the drawers of the teacher's desk, if you know what I mean.

 

[Glenburne]

*checks desk* Examples of handcuffs, switchblades, Tasers, handguns, etc. I take it they believe that hands-on learning is the way to go. A very progressive philosophy of education.

 

[Miss Freckles]

So they might bring the actual Justice Knife to show the students? I would definitely attend that class.

 

[Glenburne]

I'm not so sure that the DLR have the, er, credibility to wield the Justice Knife. Maybe you'd be okay with the Ambiguity Switchblade?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Possibly, yes.

 

[Glenburne]

They'll bring it to show you once you're sure you want to see it.

 

[Miss Freckles]

So... Can I expect pictures of the Justice Knife? Or anecdotes about the Justice Knife?

 

[Glenburne]

Only about how it was conquered by the Ambiguity Switchblade sometime after Sturnidae ate some stardust and suffered a severe allergic reaction.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Ohhh, I didn't know about that. Story! Story! Story!

 

[Sopespian]

When are we getting that story, Glen? *sits and waits*