The Insane Asylum II

The pig's name is Metaphor. Metaphor is a real pig. And I am still pointing him at you. I trained many months for this moment.

Attack me and I swear I will get blood on your new shirt. *fearsome glare*
 
I'm sorry, but I need him to hold this lance, and this curtain rail, and this uncooked super-sized spaghetti, and this sharpened pencil, and this sharpened eyelash, and this skewer, and twenty energy drinks. The pig would just be too much - unless it can be sharpened.
 
Hey, they repopulated. If you want pig intolerance, go to the Middle East.

Or maybe the Middle Easterners are the only tolerant ones; I doubt pigs would see being made into pork as a form of toleration.
 
True. Pigs tend to contemplate deeply on these matters.

I wonder where Sushi stands on the issue of meat after death. Do buffalos believe in the immortality of the soul?
 
Sushi wants you to stop thinking about eating him. He finds it uncultured and disgusting. And he's acting like he wants to go on a rampage. I would stop....
 
Well, you had better work on your hardened and uncompassionate heart, because there are no more lampposts now, ever.
 
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