The Insane Asylum II

I improperly melted the candle in my lantern so now I need a better candle. Or a better lantern.
 
Obviously. If you said the proper incantations and melted the candle, then it would be properly, rather than improperly, melted.

I think you are showing a lack of confidence in the incantations. Our society is built on these and frankly I am of the opinion that you are guilty of heresy and/or treason for your bad attitude.
 
We are both from Western society. You are not allowed to say that Western civilization is a construct. You are also not allowed to deconstruct it. There are a lot of other things you are not allowed to do, but I think it is more entertaining not to tell you what they are, so you are more surprised when you get caught.
 
I'm allowed all these things in my society.

I think the society you're describing is called older siblingarchy. I'm older than you, so stop right now. Also, in the interest of your siblings, just stop.
 
Actually, Western civilization all comes down to triangles.

Just ask Plato. Or read Timaeus. The elements are made of triangles. The elements make up the cosmos. The Greeks were the first to figure this out. So they became the founders of Western civilization.

Honor the triangles, because if you are dealing with the element of fire, they are very very small and can flicker and cut you with many tiny cuts, which the uninitated to triangularity call "burns" for some reason.
 
Quit spending your evenings staring out your window with night vision goggles. The hipster ninjas will be offended because they'll think they are popular, and anyway you are supposed to be studying.
 
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