The Insane Asylum II

Me: Wally....do you want something to eat?
Wall: Sigh
Me: You can give me an answer Wally
Wally: My name is Willy and sure....give me a snack
Me *hands over snack*: take this...it's yummie
Wall: Sigh
Me: Why don't you eat it Wally? Try it!
Wall: Sigh
Me: wally...if you don't want it I will take it back and eat it myself
Wall: Sigh
Me: Okay...I'll take it back
Wall: And how do you think I'm supposed to eat this snack eh?
Me: You can always try
Wall: Without arms to pick it up and no mouth to eat?
Me: No mouth to eat? HA! You are always talking to me so don't say you don't have a mouth
Wall: This is only your imagination
Me: Sure...and your name is Willy
Wall: It is indeed
Me: Sigh
 
*Suddenly sees Eric* ERIC!!! ERIC!!! *runs up to him to hug him*...........

BENG!!!

Wall: Why did you run into me?
Me: I saw Eric
Wall: OMG............it's getting worse!
Me: No, it isn't
Wall: You must be taken away to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
Me: But I did saw Eric
Wall: I saw him too
Me: You did Wally?
Wall: Yes...on tv. He was this loser who got a penalty of 25 minutes for body checking his opponent
Me: Sigh
Wall: Sigh
Me: Sigh
Wall: Sigh
Me: Sigh
Wall: Sigh
 
The swallowed first-aid kit proceeds to treat the internal damage done to GG's digestive system by some of the more sharp-edged objects that she's eaten without sufficient chewing.

Papa Joe speaks to Alice about the ironic Chinese "curse" of living "in interesting times." Next he points out to her what the first chapter of the Epistle of James tells us about the benefits of perseverance: it makes us "mature and complete." Then he gives her a G-rated bearhug.
 
Thanks Papa Joe...... I'm just really confused and upset. Something inside me hurts everyday that I wake up in the morning, and the hurt won't go away.....
 
Copperfox said:
The swallowed first-aid kit proceeds to treat the internal damage done to GG's digestive system by some of the more sharp-edged objects that she's eaten without sufficient chewing.
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Actually I'm fairly sure I swallow everything whole. Probably my teeth were rotted out by SlpNarniaQueen's books... :D
 
Papa Joe pats Lonny's shoulders, gives her another kiss on the forehead, and says quietly, "We are born on a battlefield, honey; but the good news is that just BEING ON the right side, IS a victory."
 
*eats paper*
*Sees that paper is a pic of Robert Pattinson*



*Kisses paper....then eats it*

iTs Ok RoBbIe DeArEsT....ItS oK oK Ok oK
*rocks back and forth* (o.<)
 
lol funny poem, its crazy

“There is nothing wrong with my hat,” said the first bird.
“Of course there is, it’s not pointy and that’s that,” said the second.
“You think you know it all.”
“On the contraire, I know nothing but what I saw.”
“How dare you hate my hat!”
“How dare you call me fat!”
“I never did!”
“Oh now you’re calling me a liar! You’re such a kid.”
“You impugn me a child?”
“Well if the beak fits, mild or wild.”
“That did not even make sense.”
“It’s not my fault you did not get the metaphor, why you so tense?”
“I am not.”
“But you are you are! Pilly Fot.”
“What?”
“Pilly Fot, a hyperbole, a nick name, slang, slanted vernacular, a joke of the butt.”
“You’re a loon.”
“And you’re a goon.”
“Stop that.”
“Stop what, making fun of your hat?”
“No rhyming my sentences with yours!”
“But how can I stop, we have no under droors!”
 
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