The Insane Asylum II

[Lady Callandra]

i am not!!! derny iS a zebra!!! she's the delusional one!

oh who am i trying to tell this... it is the insane asylum, after all... *trudges back into cell, dragging pillow behind her*

PILLOWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *hugs peppie*...........does anyone have my cactus alarm clock?

 

[Lady Callandra]

-.-...........Dr. Lieke...did you sell my alarm clock with Jimmy!!!??? YOU DID!!!! and now you're gone.....gah.........I need Captain Planet

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Don't you touch my wall! He is my buddy! Hands off my wall!

I can bite and Woody Woodpecker is my cousin

 

[Lady Callandra]

*searches for something pokey* ALARM CLOCK!!!!! OLY OLY OXEN FOR FREE!!!! *sobs*......*throws Mr. Frizzy across the pads*...there's NOTHING SHARP except for the knife, needle, pin, scewer, pencil, scissors and sword!! *sobs*......

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*dances around the room humming*

 

[loverble]

*Huggles my Polar Bear*

 

[GondorGirl]

PILLOWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *hugs peppie*...........does anyone have my cactus alarm clock?

i think the nites took it. they want to set it for the day of their wedding to skandar... haha. i don't think you'll ever get it back...

no actually I'm fairly sure I ate that too...

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*dances ballet around the room, lost in her own little world*

 

[Lady Callandra]

GG!!! didn't it hurt?? ...............WAIT A SECOND! you ate Mrs. Frizzy!??!?!!!?!?! how DARE you! *sucks thumb and rocks back and forth*

 

[GondorGirl]

nah, I've eaten quite a lot of cacti in my time (I gave up on guessing what the plural of Cactus is)

 

[Lady Callandra]

but...Mrs. Frizzy is the cactus clock which the cat is jealous of because it can only poke with claws and teeth, and even then it's scrapy instead of pokey like cacti.....so......AHHH!!! the cat will attack the posts...

 

[Copperfox]

* Comes back to check on Lady-of-Narnia just in time to see her, so engrossed in her ballet performance that she now imagines there's a partner with her, leaping headlong into the air in a way that indicates she expects to be caught. Copperfox gets to the right position without an instant to spare; catching her in his arms, he is forced back into a sitting posture--not because she is any heavier than she should be, but because his long illness has him out of shape. Anyway, once she is safe from hurting herself, he releases her. *

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*very tired, so I go and sit down to think for a while*

 

[Lady Callandra]

*very tired, so I go and sit down to think for a while*

*meanwhile a butterfly flutters by and afterwards a swarm of bees and mosquitoes and then a bear pulling a tractor. lonny finds herself in a great big forest with coffee and cakes and tea cups made of sugar and baking of ammonia*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Hmmm. This is interesting. I wonder If they have green eggs and ham here!

 

[Lady Callandra]

*to everyone else lonny is passed out and drooling*....0.o...*pokes drool with a stick*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

LC! I am not drooling! You are mean!

 

[Lady Callandra]

how would you know if you're mentally in another world?

 

[Copperfox]

Relax, granddaughter; I found some green food coloring, so if the asylum kitchen has any ham and eggs you can make them as green as you please.

 

[Lady Callandra]

DON'T BE FOOLED! it's a balloon in disguisssseeee......>.>...