The Insane Asylum II

Good idea.... *starts writting down theories for GG to eat*

why thank you *begins stuffing her face*

I'm getting a head start on Thanksgiving

come to think of it, if I eat like this daily on these threads what do I do on Thanksgiving?...

GG, to get Enery the Eighth out of your mind: the following is written from memory:

Thus far, with rude and all unable pen,
Our bending author hath pursued the story,
In little room confining mighty men,
Mangling by starts the full course of their glory.
Small time, but in that small most greatly lived
This star of England; fortune made his sword,
By which the world's best garden he achieved,
And of it left his son imperial lord.
Henry the Sixth, in infant bands crowned King
Of France and England, did this king succeed:
Whose state so many had the managing,
That they lost France, and made his England bleed,
As oft our stage hath shown; but for their sake,
In your fair minds let this acceptance take.


Sonnets don't all have to be fluffy.

Why thank you as well, now I just need to think up a tune to it ;)
 
* Gets down in a belly-up position, feet on the floor and hands reaching behind himself to brace on the floor also; then does a crab-walk for the first time in ten years or more. Knees creak. *
 
*wipes face on wall*

Willy Wally: STOP THAT!
me: make me :p
Willy Wally: don't make me make you
me: don't make you make me make you do what?
Willy Wally: don't make me make you make me make you to stop that
me: why shouldn't have me make you make me make you make me stop it?
Willy Wally: ohhh, don't make me make you make me make you make me make you stop it! *does z snap*
me: ohhh, you done it now girl!
Willy Wally: I'm a boy
me: but you're a wall
Willy Wally: you called me a girl
me: it's just a phrase
Willy Wally: but I'm a boy wall
me: since when do walls have genders
Willy Wally: since my name is Willy
me: whatever Wally
Willy Wally: it's Willy
me: don't make me say that
Willy Wally: I'm make you say it
me: don't make me make you make me not say it
Willy Wally: I'm make you make me make you make me say it alright
me: I said don't make me make you make me make you make me say it!
Willy Wally: I WILL SOOOOO make me make you make me make you make me make you say it!
me:...pshhh....whatever girlfriend. *walks away*
Willy Wally: I'm a boyyyyyyy
me: since when are walls the next Pinnochio
Willy Wally: huh?
me:....nvm
 
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