The Insane Asylum II

i want a cell named after me! *pouts* *runs and gets a piece of paper, write her name on on it, and duck-tapes it to her cell* *makes a billion copies of the paper, covers her cell in her name, then runs around taping her name to everything else in the asylum* *is satisfied*
there. much better.
 
i want a cell named after me! *pouts* *runs and gets a piece of paper, write her name on on it, and duck-tapes it to her cell* *makes a billion copies of the paper, covers her cell in her name, then runs around taping her name to everything else in the asylum* *is satisfied*
there. much better.

interesting..... *takes notes*
 
Does anyone else have padded cell or just me???

OH no! They're coming with the staitjacket again! Help! Help! HE----sakf;hdsafjanmkde fnbjkbassdcn klgjdsfoiwuegrwern

*can't type anymore*
 
*looks at straight jacket* How on earth did you do that???????? *rubs eyes* I think I'm seeing things! It's impossible to get out of one of those things!!!! *rubs eyes again*
 
*still rubbing eyes* I'm - SPEECHLESS!!!! Wait, if I'm speechless, then why am I still talking?? I have no clue.... Ah! I answered my own question!! Of course you did, you're talking to yourself, that's why they put you here!! But it's silly to talk to one's self, it makes no sense! Then why am I talking to myself???? Because you're insane! AHHHHHHHHH! I did it again! I answered my own question!!!! *screams*
 
"Matt the Knife set a new Guinness World Record for "Fastest Escape from a Straitjacket" using a Posey Straitjacket with the front arm loop, side arm loops, and pelvic strap in a time of 16 seconds on September 17, 2007 at The Media Hotel in Beijing, China."


*sits down and takes notes while suggesting that Alice calms down and does the same.*
 
no! reading marks the first steps back to sanity! don't! *snatches book and donates to gg*

thanks *eats books*

books are my favorites

Noooo!!! *sob* *gets another book* Much better......

*eats last page of the book*

no wait that page was blank*

*eats next to last page*

no wait, that had dedications*

*eats next page*

ah there we go
 
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