The Insane Asylum

[Miss.SunFlower]

*is rocking back and forth in a strait jacket screaming*

THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN!

THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN!!!

THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN!

 

[~Lava~]

Waits until fernie's next Therapy session in the Therapist's lounge.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

i dont have a session shceduled. im to buisy escaping

 

[Dernhelm]

*pushes Fern away from the exit* Now, now. You know you need to stay quite. Just slip your arms into these, please. It won't hurt.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*backs up against door* oh, no, no, no! im not putting those on!

 

[Lossëndil]

Why is everyone trying to escape?

<Because they don't like it here>

But my dear doorknob, why not?

<Because the walls keep talking and driving them mad.>

Why don't my walls talk?

<Because you have me, the Doorknob.>

Why don't they have a doorknob too?

<They do, but it's so covered in gum that it can't talk.>

But are you talking?

<No.>

How come I can hear you?

<You can't. You just think you can.>

I see. No, I don't.

Why do you have those funning marks around everything you say?

<To look nice, and different.>

You drive me crazy.

<You already are.>

Am NOT!

<Are too.>

*ignores doorknob and listens to walls growing*

 

[Dernhelm]

*forces Fern's arms into the straightjacket*

 

[Celebrion Seregon]

*giggles at all the looneys*

 

[W. Cleopia]

Oh oh oh!!! I've always talked about going to the loony asylum!!! *thumps on the door* Lemmie in! Lemmie in!!!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*forces Fern's arms into the straightjacket*

*struggles* you crazy person! what do you think your doing?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ha! The walls have crumbled! Now I can get away from them! I never liked their attitude anyway...

*runs toward empty space* *walls rebuild themselves*

CRASH!

Ouch!

<Hey, whatja do that for?>

I was trying to get away...

<From US? Don't you LIKE us?>

No...

<Get him, boys!>

Oh no... the walls are closing in on me... literally... *muffled shriek that fades to silence*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*cheers for lauren's brave efforts (even if you did fail)*

 

[W. Cleopia]

eh, walls, do you hear that?

<what?>

somebody wants to come in. could you...?

<we'll take care of it>

*walls crumble*

come in, cleo. choose any cell you like...

*delighted smile* Why, thank you very much, Susi!

*wall coughs*

Oh! And thank you too, Mr Wall.

Might I have the pleasure of having the cell next to you? *bounces on the padding* Yes...I think I have a lovely time here!

*cheers for lauren's brave efforts (even if you did fail)*

*nods wisely* Yes, bravery is to be much admired, but no feat of bravery will result in excaping a loony bin.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

i know its possible to escape

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*ignores the freckled one* *dances with frodo*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

<stop making so much noise. We're trying to sleep here.>

Ferny: What?

<Take off those tap dance shoes!>

Ferny: Oh...

 

[fernshirehobbit]

...but im not wearing tap dancing shoes!

<oh...your not? my bad. then, what wear you doing?>

just dancing with my fiance. got a problem with that?

<no, i suppose thats fine>

hey, you know what would be fun?

<uh...what?>

making lauren wear tap shoes!

<oooh! thats a good idea *plays dress up with lauren*>

 

[Nightfire]

*escapes asylum*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*walls close in on me... literally*

Not AGAIN!

<You're gonna tap dance for us...>

No I'm not!

<Yes you are.>

No I'm NOT!

<Why not?>

Because I don't want to.

<That's not a sufficient reason.>

Says who?

<Us.>

You! You're padded!

<What does that have to do with anything?>

I dunno.

<I know!>

*walls try to suffocate me with padding*

Hey! HEY!! Lemme outta here! What kinda asylum is this, huh? The walls go around attacking people!

 

[~Lava~]

Moves Olorin to a different room. Would you stop talking to walls?