The Insane Asylum

[fernshirehobbit]

she was hammering my head!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

you dont have one

 

[Keyblade Master]

i am surprised that i have not been put in this asylum, but i am happy to be free.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*puts douglas in asylumn*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

<Hello, Douglas. What's your name?>

Uhhh... you called me by it. You know my name.

<Just tell us anyway...>

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*starts digging in a seldom noticed corner with a fork*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

[Ow! Ow! Get that darn fork off me, you sadist! Yeesh, I can't even have a nap around here without somebody poking at me with a fork...]

ten thingy

 

[fernshirehobbit]

oops! sorry lauren! *hugs him to make him feel better*
*continues digging*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You don't get it... that was the floor talking, not me.

[Yeah, really!]

 

[Olórin the Wise]

She just doesn't read the brackets.

[You said it, Chief, you said it!]

I wish you would stop that.

[Right you are, Chief, you got it!]

 

[Keyblade Master]

(hay there new guy)

my name is Brandon

(like i said, hay there new guy)

Look wall my name is BRANDON!

(new guy)

BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!! sits in corner and crys.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

hehe *innocent smile* there were brackets *more smiling* i didnt notice...

 

[Lossëndil]

*waters cactus while singing ABC song backwards*

((Dumb girl.))

<Shut up.>

*hugs wall*

 

[Lossëndil]

((Dumb Freckles, the walls don't love you.))

<We do too.>

((That's a lie. ))

<*Looks guilty*>

 

[Lossëndil]

*gleefully* Go ahead. Write some. Write some.

((Someone stop her!))

<HELP!>

 

[Lossëndil]

A she jelly elf. Go on.

 

[Keyblade Master]

(hay new guy stop her)

no you called me new guy

(fine Brandon stop her)

ok wacks Freckles in the head.

now what do i get?

(nothing)

hu wall you tricked me, i thought that you where starting to like me. starts to cry in the corner.

{hay you are geting me all wet, stop stop.}
hay! did the corner just talk to me, will you be my friend? please please please.
{ok but only if you stop crying.}
ok i will do that. stops crying.

hay every one i have a friend.

 

[Keyblade Master]

( you did not stop her!!!!)

well i have a new friend now so i dont need you. leave now and never come back, corner takes cair of me now. leave now and never come back.
(no!!!)
leave now and never come back!

(............)
Brandon free!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lossëndil]

Dear Douglas, are you talking to the wall or the doorknob or something entirely new? You need to get the brackets right for us to follow.

Comes across a forest...

I'm stuck.

 

[Keyblade Master]

the parentases are the wall and the brackest are the corner, but if ther is a sertant rule than please tell me.