The Insane Asylum

[Lila]

*flies in wearing a jetpack*

I AM HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!

Oh look. A rock. YUM!!

AAAAAHHHH!!! It's a crab!!!! *runs away*

Oh no. A multitude of crabs.

...

MY SHIP!!!!

*runs after ship*

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

 

[Keyblade Master]

gets up.
<ha ha we told you so>
i hate you walls.
<o well>
i am going to talk to the floor.
hi floor.
[hi brandon]
will you be my friend?
[no]
why not?
[because you are standing on me.]
well where els am i supposed to stand? hu
[go stand on the walls they diserve it.]
<hay watch your mouth>
stands on floors mouth. how's that
<mutch better>
ok

 

[Wild Rose]

-grabs a lemon and throws it at the wall-

 

[Midnight Rider]

i love reading this every day, it's...interesting *grin*

 

[Keyblade Master]

hay this is not a zoo that you can come to for your intertainment.
/thats right you tell her\
now quack quack quack
/kvack kvack kvack\
that a boy get her.
quack quack quack
<meow meow meow meow meow>
/kvack kvack kvack\
quack quack quack.
now go away.

 

[Keyblade Master]

can i have some pie?
<no>
why not?
<because we banned pie>
i hate you walls.
<to bad>
i am going to cut up some duct tape.

 

[Keyblade Master]

me love parties.
/no you dont\
yes i do
/shut up, you have to keep me cumpany in the corner\
no i dont
foot gets traped in corner
/now you do\
aaawww man.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Freckles, you got the floor and ceiling mixed up. [..] is the floor, {...} is the ceiling.

<That's it, boss, you tell her!>

Why do you guys DO that?

<That's it, Chief, ain't nobody coulda said it better!>

I know this is Dufferland, but really...

<Hear him, hear him!>



<That's right, Chief, keep it up!>

 

[Keyblade Master]

mixes drinks in the corner, oops i spilled some.
/hay you did that on purpose\
so
/now i am all wet\
then let me out of the corner
/fine\
good
/go away\
party!!!!!!!!

 

[Cammie]

*runs into padded wall over and over and over again*
*giggles uncontrollably*

 

[Cammie]

*get's slammed*
HIIII!
*squishes*

 

[Cammie]

MARSHMELLOWS!
*jumps up and down in excitement*

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Pssstt... wall steal the marshmallows for me.....

<I have no hands>

Oh yeah.....

Wait.... Why am I talking to you? You're a wall!!

<very good, you're getting smarter nowadays>

Really? *is proud of self* Now that you mention it I am smarter!
Thank you wall! *hugs wall*

<don't get to sentimental>

Sorry......

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*has almost dug completly through the wall*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

How does one hug a wall? I mean, it's flat...

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

*lies flat on wall*

 

[W. Cleopia]

*lies flat on wall*

<Hey, don't hug so hard! You're making it hard to breathe>

 

[Wild Rose]

Did you know easter lasts for over 40 days?
<Really?>
Really. The head of my church told me that.
<Good for you Katie, now go steal the chocolate!>
*steals the chocolate*

 

[Keyblade Master]

grabs Freckles marshmellows and runs, i have the marshmellows hahahahaha

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The wall seems to think it is.

<That's right, Chief, you tell her! Ain't nobody can say it better than our Chief!>

How come your walls spend their time playing with your head, but mine are more like the Dufflepuds?

<Hear him, hear him!>