The Insane Asylum

[~Lava~]

*peers through office door and thinks to self,
"Isn't it time for fernie's therapy session?"* Oh well, I guess she is not coming. *sits back in her comfy desk chair*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey, how come YOU get a comfy desk chair and WE only get hard corners?

/I object to that remark very strongly!\

 

[~Lava~]

Hey, how com YOU get a comfy desk chair and WE only get hard corners?

/I object to that remark very strongly!\

I am a therapist. You chose to be an inmate, I took advantage of the other clause in the first post.

And it is spelled "come" not "com."

 

[Dernhelm]

*enjoys newfound comfy chair*

 

[~Lava~]

They are comfy, aren't they, Dernie?

Where the heck is fernie, she had an appointment with my couch 15 minutes ago.

 

[Dernhelm]

That is strange. My appointment with the bookshelf in room 5 has also been delayed. I don't understand it.

 

[~Lava~]

Since when did the bookshelves need physcotherapy. Gosh, what is next, the couches?

 

[Dernhelm]

Well, yes, I did have an appointment with that one *points*.

 

[~Lava~]

My couch has never needed physcotherapy, at least not that I know of.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Is your couch in the insane asylum, though?

I am a therapist. You chose to be an inmate, I took advantage of the other clause in the first post.

And it is spelled "come" not "com."

Even I make typos sometimes, you know!

 

[Keyblade Master]

gasp you do??? and why dont i get to have a comfterable couch?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The walls never 'get' it...

<That's right, Chief, you tell 'em!>

 

[~Lava~]

Of course you have typos, Olorin.

 

[Dernhelm]

And misspellings.

 

[Lossëndil]

Are walls still talking? *hugs walls,
and doorknob,
and floor,
and ceiling,
and corner,
and cactus..*

OW!

*un-hugs cactus*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*walls, floor, ceiling, doorknobs & corner hug Lossy back*

*squish*

 

[Dernhelm]

^ this is why the old inmates of the Insane Asylum were terrified of the Walls.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

'old' inmates? You mean we're not the first crop?

 

[Dernhelm]

Well, I hate to break it to you... but no. I think BC, Johan, WHB, HB?, etc. were first.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Johan is whom?