The Insane Asylum

~Lava~ said:
A peek into the past...

MF: This paper and marker are nice, it really Annoyed Dr. Lava. Let's see what other doors we can mark.*Marks door to 'nite Wing NURSE'S COFFEE STATION*
Nurse: *Walks through door marked NURSE'S COFFEE STATION*
MF: "Mwahahaha"
'Nite Wing Door:<Get this paper off of me, I am a respectible and important part of this establishment>
MF: *Takes sign off door*
Dr. Lava: *notices 'nites are rowdy and bleeding**does nothing**Decides to do something**Makes Skander-shaped cookies*"These ought to revive the hurt ones."*Throws Skander-shaped cookies into 'nite Wing, closes and locks door*
MF:*ROTFLLAL*
Dr. Lieke: "MF, did you kidnap the nurse again."
MF: "I saw her heading toward 'Nite Wing"
Dr. Lava: "Uh-oh"

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rofl!! i didn't know i was that clever :cool:
 
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OK! is the choir ready: Lets get started! And one, and two, and three:

*all Duffers singing*

Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you.

If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is the time of day
If I ever get out of here.
If we ever get out of here!
 
BarbarianKing said:
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OK! is the choir ready: Lets get started! And one, and two, and three:

*all Duffers singing*

Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you.

If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is the time of day
If I ever get out of here.
If we ever get out of here!
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aaaaah it hurts my ears!!! ;)
 
Nurse: They've started singing...
Lord Becket: Finally!
Dr. Lieke: oh no, what are you doing here???
Becket: that was my line...
Dr. Lieke: Noooo, it wasn't, look around you, does this even look like a ship... or Port Royal?
Becket: ...yes.
Dr. Lieke: *facepalm*
Becket: So were is he?
Dr. Lieke: Who?
Becket: Jack of course.
Dr. Lieke: Jack? Oh, third floor right wing.
Both: *go*
Becket: Wait, that's not Jack... is it? Then he changed a LOT :eek: For the better though, especially the smell...
Jack: Noooo, you can't be alive, you can't be evil, nooooo, you can't be alive etc.
Dr. Lieke: Sorry about this, he's been like that ever since he realized Tony was still alive... and evil... and was planning on killing lots of people... you know, stuff like that.
Becket: Wait, who's Tony?
Fans: What do you mean, who's Tony:eek:
Dr. Lieke: Which Jack were you looking for again? Almost every guy in the states seems to be called Jack. We've got someone who got stranded on some island for quite some time on the first floor, and then there is one with huge black hair, and weird clothes, a hat, oh, and he has this dog that carries a key...
Becket: that's the one i'm looking for!
Dr. Lieke: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Becket: why did you take me to this one first?
Dr. Lieke: Well, everyone thinks island Jack is dead, no one wants to see Sparrow, and this one, well, we're just waiting for fate to strike again, it only happened 6 times so far...
Tony: *appears*
Dr. Lieke: and there it is, the seventh...:rolleyes:
Will: Where's Jack, i won't leave without him! *sees Becket* Never mind, let's go.
Dr. Lieke: Helloooo. This is the insane asylum, it doesn't say Reunion Place now does it?
Sign: *says reunion place*
Dr. Lieke: dadburnit *goes to change*
Tony: Wait, who are you here for?
Becket and Will: Sparrow.
Tony: Great, so i can drive this one crazy all by myself?
Kim: *walks in* No, that's my job!
Tony: *knocks Kim out*
fans: YAAYY!!! Go Tony, bye bye Kim! :D
Will: You've got fans, seriously? Wooow, how did you do it?
Tony: Money, ehrr, i mean: first of all you need the looks, then there is the fact that you need a cool job, third of all you need to fight along side the bad-kind-of-good-guy *points at Jack*, and then you need to go to jail for the woman you love, and last but not least, you need to make them wonder wether or not you're the next bad guy.
Will: *stands in awe*
Kate (the lost one): *walks in* Is Jack here? Jack, Jack, were are you???? JJAACCCKKK, HHEEELLPPP, wait, no panicking, one... two... three...
Sparrow: Pff, nerd!
Kate: four... five...
Everyone: *looks carefully*
Kate:... *starts panicking again* JJACCCKK, i still haven't mastered the five seconds technique, help, help, HELP, etc.
Dr. Lieke: *goes nearly crazy* *runs out locking everyone in*

NEVER EVER sing inside the asylum please... or wait... *puts isolation material on the whole building* Hurray! No more annoying visits please, unless it's a cougar, we need a cougar to chase Kim, please bring us a cougar... Or coffee, coffee will do too, thank you.

How can you back hurt from singing?
 
lol, the first line cracked me up, lieke... and then it only got worse :D:D:D:D

okay it's try-a-dangerous-experiment day! dr lieke, please read these words and... well... react.



COFFEE




















DEATH



















LAN CABLE





















GEORGE






















WHALE
 
Miss Freckles said:
COFFEE
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WHERE? :eek:
MF said:
DEATH
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Oh no, not again...

*gets pushed off cliff by petunias* Not a good day.

MF said:
LAN CABLE
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*BEEP* one of your LAN cables isn't attached right, please attach it again, and internet will work, thank you (really, this one was the best:D)

MF said:
GEORGE
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Who told him where i was? :eek:
MF said:
WHALE
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SPLASH! Definitely not a good day...

Look out MF, you're getting dangerously close to left wing second floor...
 
no!!! no!!! take me away from there!!! i wanna go back to my lovely psychotic walls... and the corners... and the ceiling... *is homesick*

please don't take me there...

*clings on to whale falling from the sky*

woo-hoo, i'm going to escaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
 
Miss Freckles said:
rofl!! i didn't know i was that clever :cool:
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Yeah but I had an inkling that you might have that sort of Nefarious Smartness, thus I put up a security camera.

We better have Jack (etc) on the opposite side of the Asylum from the 'nites, not doing so could be disaterous. Better not tell the 'nites they're here they will try to break down the door... Darn it, Dr. Lieke, it's too late; they are already trying. *Goes and re-inforces door.* *Tranquilizers released in air of 'nite wing; all sleeping 'nites(and that includes all of them) are mind-wiped.* I hate having to use force.

*Plants field of Sunflowers in room close to left wing second floor (read GG's Special Kitchen it will make sense then).*
 
hmm i wonder what would happen if you tried tranquilizers on dr. lieke... because coffee makes her stay awake all the time, but tranquilizer make you sleep all the time... which is stronger?

noooo i don't wanna go where the sunflowers are *cries*
 
Miss Freckles said:
aaaaah it hurts my ears!!! ;)
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lieke said:


NEVER EVER sing inside the asylum please... or wait... *puts isolation material on the whole building* Hurray! No more annoying visits please, unless it's a cougar, we need a cougar to chase Kim, please bring us a cougar... Or coffee, coffee will do too, thank you.

How can you back hurt from singing?
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*The duffer choir ignores them, they continue singing loud. Now they are jumping and clapping their hands:*

If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is the time of day
If I ever get out of here.

*clap, jump, clap*
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE*
 
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