The Insane Asylum

Me (walks in room): FINALLY A ROOM THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE!!!
(I proceed to go absolutely CRAZY, spray painting the walls in neon green, running into the padded walls, jumping on the trampolines that miraculously appeared, and then end by just sitting there)
Me: That felt good. :p
 
Gondorgirl said:
*eats teapot*

actually I got to take a bite out of a Styrofoam cup for the play ;)

(You might just as well say that I see what I eat is the same thing as I eat what I see)
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Not the teapot to!!

Me: *looks around* Well, it's quiet now.
Wall: What?
Me: Shut up!
Wall: Now you hurt my feelings!
Me: Walls don't have feelings.
Wall: Yes they do!
Me: No, they don't!! This is stupid. Why am I arguing with a wall?
Wall: I don't know; why are you arguing with me?
Me: Ack!
 
Me: *clings to the door* let me out! I'm not crazy!
Wall: Yes, you are.
Me: No, I am not!! Let me out! *shakes the door*
Door: Hey, stop that!
Me: Ack! *faints*
 
Me: I can't be crazy!
Wall: Trust me, if the door starts talking to you, then you are crazy!
Me: Oh, and if the wall talks to me, then I'm not?
Wall: Correct!
Me: *looks frustrated*
 
Me: Noooooo!!!!
Wall: Told you so!
Me: *sits down* I can't take this much longer!
Wall: *grumbles*
Me: What are you grumbling for?
Wall: *still grumbling*
Me: Now I have no one to talk to...
Door: I'm still here!
Me: I don't want to talk to you!
Door: I don't like you.
Me: I don't like you either!
 
Haha..

My parents always complain that it takes me too long to get ready, or that I'm not ready on time... I don't think they understand how hard it is to pick out an outfit when you've got a Jedi Master behind you, waving his little hand and saying: "That is not the shirt you're looking for."
 
Me: Thanks GtV!
Door: Aw, man! You spoiled all the fun!
Me: Trampling me is fun? You are mean!
Door: Yeah! I mean, what? I'm not mean!
Me: Stop talking! You're not supposed to be alive!
Door: *turns back into a normal door*
Me: Yes!
Wall: What are you going on about?
Me: Not again!
 
Saved! Thank you!
Ceiling: Not quite.
Me: Argh!!! *paint's ceiling pink*
Ceiling: Mph ar ffff, og!
Me: Sorry, can't hear you! Ha, ha! *falls through trapdoor*
 
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