The Insane Asylum

[lieke]

*writes second bestseller about crazy patients wanting to write bestsellers about fighting with walls* *sighs* They'll never learn. If i can make as much money on this one as on the other... Well, i bet this can't be as interesting as Derny and Olorinsesss trying to kill each other using the tables... and drawing maps on the floor... and thinking conspiracy... Oh, i should write a sequel about that!! If only they weren't... ah, but the outside world can never know about them. Anyway, this won't be as interesting as th... *sees the chairs being used to attack Matthew* I might reconsider...

 

[Lady of Narnia]

yes it will be, once you tell me all the gruelsome details

for example, when did the wall start following you around to drive you more insane?

Following me? It's not - wait a second! Oh no! *runs away screaming*

 

[Miss Freckles]

Following me? It's not - wait a second! Oh no! *runs away screaming*

muwaha, the book is coming along very well, thanks for asking

 

[NarnianQueen6]

*picks up a pillow too* Look out, here I come! *bops QN6 on the head with my pillow*

ACK!! *takes out another pillow and hits LoN on the head*
Haha! You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread... girl!
*hides in hole in the wall*

*helps to paint everything green*

*eats paintbrushes*

NO!
*takes out red paint and paint brush*

*Puts one small dot of red on the wall*
There!
*turns to face Gondorgirl and paint's Gondorgirl's nose red too*

HaHAAAAA!!

 

[GondorGirl]

GG the red nosed reindeer...

 

[Miss Freckles]

wooooow, so come christmas i will discover santa's secrets... awesome!

 

[GondorGirl]

yes I guide Santa's sleigh, and I get half the cookies

 

[lieke]

NOOO, not the cookies

 

[GondorGirl]

and the presents. remember that bicycle you wanted last year? it was tasty

 

[lieke]

YOU... YOU..... NASTY PERSON! I'll retaliate *sends GG to the left wing second floor room 3* Mhuahahahahahaaaa, only one room away...

 

[GondorGirl]

it wasn't a very good bike anyway, it wouldn't hold my weight

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*pokes head back in* I have to escape! I wonder how I can do that...
Wall: You'll never get out! Muahaha!!
Me: *hides under a table* I will find a way!
Wall: No you won't! You'll be stuck here forever!
Me: *still hiding* yes I will! *pulls the table cloth down to hide me*

 

[BarbarianKing]

All the members of the Duffer Choir are running down the halls, waving their arms and shaking their heads screaming:

"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*eats paintbrushes*

HOWS THAT GONNA HELP?!?!?!?!



*paints everything green*
*hides paintbrushes in a secret, SECRET place near LoN's invisible walls *
*whistles innocently*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Me: *peeks out* Is it safe?
Wall: It's never safe here.
Me: Ack!! *hides again*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats safe*

 

[Miss Freckles]

All the members of the Duffer Choir are running down the halls, waving their arms and shaking their heads screaming:

"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!
"IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!

i wonder if i'm a member of the duffer choir...

*puts ear phones in and listens to song on ipod*

IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!
IF WE EVER GET OUT OF HERE!!










WHO PUT THAT SONG ON MY iPOD?????

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats headphones off ipod*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Me: *still hiding*
Wall: You can't hide forever you know.
Me: Yes I can! I'll hide till it's safe!
Wall: I already told you; it's never safe here!
Me: I can't hear you! *sings a song to try and comfort myself*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

*Looks around the corner to see what is going on here*

Screams and runs off