The Not So Secret Life of the American Teenager:

Sir Godfrey

Pelegrin Crucis
This is a spin off and fan fic of the series The Secret Life of the American Teenager. This story is merely for fun, not one of my serious works.
 
The Duel Part I

*Runs through Grant High School weilding a sword*

I have come for Amy Jurgens!

*Finds Amy Jurgens*

Amy Jurgens!

Amy: Yes..

I have come to find Ricky.. where is he?

Amy: Down the hall talking to Grace I think.. Why?

*Heads down the hall and finds Ricky*

Ricky I challenge you to a duel!

Ricky: Lol.. what is this? Some prank?

*Unsheaths sword*

Nay It is for real you sly scumsucking traitor!

Ricky: woo.. watch where you point that thing!

Engaurd!

*Throws Ricky a patheticly rusted blade*

Ricky: What is this?

Your weapon.. now prepare to be vanquished!

Ricky: It's all rusted..

Yes.. I know.. It's all I had.. now prepare yourself!

Ricky: Ok..

Ricky gets into position.

The duel begins.
 
The Duel Part II

*Jeff and Ricky circle each other*

*Jack appears*

Jack: What is going on?

Adrian: Ricky is dueling this new guy.

Jack: Here in the hall?

Adrian: Yeah.. something to do about honor.

*Ben heads down the hall and stands next to Amy*

Ben: What's going on?

Amy: Ricky is dueling the new guy.

Ben: What new guy?

Amy: That tall guy..

Ben: Oh.. does the Principle know about this?

Amy: No.. I don't think so.. no one seems to know how to handle the situation.

*Outside Cops arrive*

Speaker: Lay down your weapons!

Ricky: Look.. the Police has arrived.. lutes just lay down are swords.

Me: Never! I will never surrender!

*I use a thrust manuver*

Ricky: wow! You cut my shirt! Oh now It's on!

*The sound of steel clashing echoes through the hallway*

Me: Come on.. show me what your made of!

Ricky: Argh..

Me: Pitiful..

*Dodges and hits Ricky in head with the pummel*

*Ricky falls back into some lockers*

Me: Had enough?

Ricky: Never!

The duel continues.
 
The Duel Climax

Ben: Who are you rooting for Amy?

Amy: The new guy.. he just socked Ricky in the face.

*Jeff parries and then forces Ricky further down the hall*

The main door of the Highschool opens with officers in SWAT uniforms.

*Ricky panics*

*Jeff strikes, cutting Ricky's rusted blade in half and cuts the seam of his shirt*

Me: Surrender..

Ricky: Alright.. you got me.. I surrender.

Me: Good.. now I want you to hold this.

*Jeff hands Ricky the sword and then piece of paper*

*Ricky looks at the paper*

Me: Read it..

*Jeff disspears into the crowd*

Ricky: I'm a play boy not a honorable man.. I am worse then scum.. I should be locked up in Juvinal Hall.. I should be.. what I'm not reading this..

*The SWAT team rushes towards Ricky*

Officer: There he is! Put down the weapon.

Ricky looks at sword.

Ricky: Oh great..

Meanwhile Jeff leaves the High School with other students.
 
A Plote

Adrian: Hey new guy.. wait up. That was pretty cold what you did to Ricky, lutting him take the fall like that.

Me: He had it coming.. he has gotten away with too much already.

Adrian: If you mean Amy.. then you should know that he and her have settle things.

Me: Yes.. but he has much he must pay for. I am an agent of Justice.

Adrian: How is he taking fall for you just?

Me: He won't.. the Police will find that sword does not belong to him.

Adrian: And they will lute him off the hook?

Me: Yes..

Adrian: Then how are you going to bring justice on him if he gets off?

Me: I said I'm an agent of Justice.. I am going to help Ricky.

Adrian: Help him?

Me: It's a long story.. but lute me just say that his behavior is linked to a bigger problem.
 
Busted!

Officer: So you are saying the weapon was given to you?

Ricky: Yes.. I told you a hundred times It's not mine.

Officer: And you say this boy just approached you and challenged you to a fight?

Ricky: yes.

Officer: did you accept?

Ricky: Why does that matter?

Officer: Because if you accepted.. then you will take part in the consequences.

Ricky: Look this guy approached me, challenged me and I defended myself. Last time I checked it was my right to protect myself.

Officer: So this student threatened your life.

Ricky: Well.. yeah.. I guess.

Officer: You guess?

Ricky: Well he.. he didn't actually harm me.

Officer: What about your shirt? It's torn.

Ricky: Oh that.. It was nothing.. an accident.

Officer: But you said he tried to harm you..

Ricky: Now that I think about it.. he wasn't very agressive, it was like a .. a game.

Officer: A game?

Ricky: You know.. like a play or something.

Officer: Very well.. we found another weapon at the scene.. did you wield it?

Ricky: Um...

Officer: Don't lie to me son.

Ricky: Yes.. but only because he insisted.

Officer: So then.. you participated in the act.

Ricky: no.. no I was defending myself.

Officer: Listen kid.. if he handed you a weapon and you took it you are as gulity as him.

Ricky: So what is going to happen to me?

Officer: Since no one was hurt.. and it obviously was foul play.. I think community service is fair punishment.

Ricky: Community service!

Officer: Or we could press charges as reckless indangerment of students.

Ricky: Community service is fine.

Officer: very well.. next time if a person offers you a sword.. don't take it.

Ricky: Yes sir.

Ricky exited the Principle's office. There he was met by Grace.

Grace: Is everything ok?

Ricky: Yeah.. they lute me off with Community service.

Grace: I'm sorry this happened.. that new guy is a jerk.

Ricky: Yeah.. well it wasn't all his fault. I could have walked away.

Grace: Aww.. I think It's sweet how you own up to responsibility.

*Ricky and Grace walk down the hall holding hands*
 
Jack's Track:

Jack headed outside and fallowed the new guy.

Jack: Hey you! I want to talk to you.

Me: Ok.

Jack: What was that?

Me: What was what?

Jack: Don't play dumb with me? That whole surade in the hall.

Me: I don't know what your talking about.

Jack: The fight.. with the swords.. you and Ricky.

Me: Oh that.. that was nothing.

Jack: Didn't look like nothing.

Me: Lutes just say it was only the beginning.

Jack: Of what?

Me: I'm afraid I can't disclose that infromation.

Jack: Listen.. I don't think It's funny that you got Ricky in trouble.

Me: Trust me.. he's in worse trouble than you know.

Jack: What exactly are you trying to do?

Me: I'm trying to bring Justice amongst Chaos.

Jack: What?

Me: Lute me just say.. I have Ricky's best interests in mind.

Jack: Really?

Me: Yes.. he is the start.. my first project.

Jack: Project?!

Me: Your on the list too Jack.. but Ricky is in the worst of straits.. so I must start with him.

*Jeff begins to walk away*

Jack: Wait! What list?

Me: Lutes just say.. I'm here to help.

*Disspears into the crowd*
 
How Does That Make You Feel?

Counselor: Thank you for meeting with me.

Me: no problem.

Counselor: I always like to get to know new students. I took a look at your file and it says you were homeschooled from Kidnegarden to eleventh grade.

Me: Yes.. I did a lot of traveling.. so it was impossible to enroll in public school.

Counselor: I'm curious to why you have chosen to enroll in your Senior year here. According to your records you are straight A student. There a plenty of insitutions you could attend. Great schools.

Me: I didn't enroll for academic reasons.

Counselor: Then why did you enroll?

Me: That infromation is previlaged.

Counselor: Listen.. I'm school counselor and I need students to feel they can be open with me.

Me: Trust me.. I have told you all I can.

Counselor: Fair enough.. but don't think your off the hook.

Me: Trust me.. you are very much apart of my plans.

Counselor: Plans?

Me: When I have finished my time here.. you will continue the work I have started.

Counselor: Work?

Me: Lute me just say that you and I arn't so different and that are goals are similar.

Counselor: I don't quite understand.

Me: You will in time.. now may I go? I have much to do.

Counselor: Do?

Me: Classes.. I have classes to attend.

Counselor: Oh yes.. you may go.
 
My Name is Jeff..

Jeff enters English Class were he takes a seat next to Ricky.

*Ricky turns to Jeff*

Ricky: You know.. that wasn't funny what you did. Somehow and someway I'm going to find a way to repay you.

Me: I'm looking foward to it.

Ricky: Because of you.. I have two weeks of community service.

Me: You can't blame me for your predicment.. you took the sword.

Ricky: Only because you insisted.

Me: That's no exuse.. you can blame everyone else.. but in the end you made the choice.

Ricky: Listen.. I don't need self help advice from you.. I get enough of it from my counselor.

Me: Maybe you should actually listen to his advice sometime.

Ricky: Wait.. how do you know It's a him?

*Jeff looks at Ricky and then turns back to front of class room*

Ricky: Who are you?

Me: Name's Jeff.
 
Another New Comer:

The bell rings*

In hall a stranger stands with his face covered by a locker. His outfit is comprised of a purple jacket and a green vest.

Adrian: Hey.. Grace.

Grace: Oh hello Adrian!

Adrian: Your perky..

Grace: That's because tonight Ricky is taking me to the movies.

Adrian: I see, well that's wondeful..

Grace: So.. have you met the new guy?

Adrian: Yeah.

Grace: What do you think?

Adrian: He's alright.. I will confess that he wasn't what I expected.

Grace: That' for sure.. his outfit is quite paculiar.

Adrian: I didn't think.. it seemed that odd.

Grace: Well it looks strange to me. Anyhow I better go.. see you later Adrian.

Adrian stood near Grace's locker for moment and then turned to see the new guy. He had closed his locker to reveal sleek black hair. When he turned Adrian was frightened. Upon the corners of his mouth were stretched out scars that formed a smile. He gave Adrian one look and quckily left the hallway.
 
Why So Serious?

Ricky calls Grace*

Ricky: Hey Grace.. I'm going to be little late.. still have community service to do.

Grace: That's fine.. I understand.

Ricky: I should be done in half an hour.. so I see you after.

Grace: Ok.. love you.. bye bye.

*Ricky hangs up the phone*

Ricky begins cleaning some grafetti off the side of the school. Large letters in red read "Hahahaha.." and "Why So Serious?" Ricky began to scrube off the grafetti when he heard a noise. Ricky turned and looked to see if anyone was there. Suddenly appearing out of no where was a figure. Ricky stopped cleaning the grafetti and looked at the figure.

Ricky: Hello?

The figure didn't move, it looked like a statue. Then as Ricky turned away it was gone. Ricky turned to look a second time and was startled.

Ricky: Are you crazy?! Sneaking up on people this late!

Me: Sorry.

Ricky: What are you doing here anyway?

Me: I'm here to help you.

*Jeff grabs a bucket and uses sponge to help clean the grafetti off*

Ricky didn't say another word, the sooner he was done, the sooner he could be with Grace.

After they had cleaned all the graffetti off the side of school Ricky turned to Jeff.

Ricky: Thanks.. I guess.

Me: No problem.. now go enjoy your evening.. I'll take care of the rest.

Ricky then headed towards his car and prepared for a wonderful night.
 
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Socialize

Adrian: So how was you date last night?

Ricky: It was great.

Adrian: So.. did you?

Ricky: Did I?

Adrian: You know?

Ricky: No.. of course not..

Adrian: So you didn't kiss?

Ricky: Oh that.. yes we did.

Adrian: What did you think I was asking?

Ricky: Nevermind.

Walking past Ricky and Adrian in hall was the new comer. He had some kind of surgical mask over his mouth.

Ricky: Who's the new guy?

Adrian: Not sure.. but I will say he's kinda freaky.

Ricky: Yeah.. waring mask is kinda strange.

Adrian: Not that.. I saw him without the mask.

Ricky: And?

Adrian: Let's just say Its disturbing.

Ricky: Maybe.. I'll go say hi to him.

Adrian: Why?

Ricky: I don't know.

Adrian: Your just curious what's beneath the mask.

Ricky: That's not true..

Adrian: So you really just want to be nice and talk to him?

Ricky: Is that odd?

Adrian: For you it is.

Ricky: Well maybe I'm turning over a new leaf.

Adrian: Ha.. I'll believe that when I see it.

Ricky: Watch and learn.

Ricky walked over to the new comer. The New guy had his back to Ricky and seemed very intent on ignoring him.

Ricky: Hello..

The New Guy turned and eyed Ricky.

Ricky: Hi.. I'm Ricky.

The New Guy just looked at him.

Ricky: So.. I see your new around here.. need any help?

The New guy just continued to stare.

Ricky: Ok then.. well it was nice meeting you.

Ricky walked back over to Adrian.

Adrian: Well?

Ricky: That was akward.

Adrian: Did he say anything?

Ricky: No.. but I see now why you thought him disturbing.
 
He's Just A Freak..

He's Just a Freak..

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The New Guy entered on of classes, where he sat next to Jeff.

The New Guy opened his notebook which had scribblings and dozens of disturbing images.

Jeff looked over his shoulder and took notice of the New Guy's scribblings.

Me: Those are some interesting drawings.

The New Guy turned to look at Jeff.

Me: It's creative.. but disturbing.

New Guy: I like to think of it as realism.

The voice of the New Guy was muffled by his mask, making him sound congested.

Me: If you wouldn't mind.. could we meet at lunch and discuss your art?

New Guy: Maybe.

Me: I promise I won't be critical.

New Guy: Alright..

*The Bell rings and the class starts*
 
Who So Serious?

*Bell rings*

Jeff headed toward cafeteria where he was met by the New Guy. The New Guy took a seat and held on to his book tightly.

Me: May I look at you art?

The New Guy slowly loosed his grip on book and slide it over to Jeff.

Peering through the pages Jeff was rather distrubed by the images. There were sketchs of shadows, images of knives and words scribbled in red ink. One word caught Jeff's attention 'Why So Serious?'

Me: May I ask the significant of this sentece you've written throughout your work?

New Guy: Why So Serious?

Me: Yes.. that's the one.

New Guy: It's something my father taught me.

Me: Taught you?

New Guy: Yes.. he came to me one day and told me.. I was too serious.. that I needed to smile more.. that I needed to be more care free.

Me: And?

New Guy: He.. well he made me never forget it.

Me: So you right it in your book.. to remind yourself?

New Guy: Yes.. I am to never forget it.

Me: You and your father must be close.

New Guy: No.. he just made sure I would never forget those words.

Me: I see. Well I must say you have a gift.. you should think about possibly attending an art school.

New Guy: hahaha!

Me: What's so funny?

New Guy: Me.. an artist.

Me: Why is that funny?

New Guy: Listen.. I am no artist.. I am monster.. I will not ever be like you or any of these people. I'm just a freak.. that's who I am.

Me: You're not a freak.. your just different.

New Guy: Ha.. different is just polite for freak.. don't bother trying to console me.. I've accepted what I am.. why don't you do the same.

Me: I just wanted to help.

New Guy: I'm beyond help.

Me: No one is beyond help.

New Guy looked at Jeff straight in eye.

New Guy: You don't know me.. so you can't help me.. no one can. So just leave me alone!

The New Guy took his book and walked away abruptly. Jeff watched as he disspeared through the doorway. It was obvious this New comers was a troubled individual, another project that needed work.
 
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