Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Hey Lady of Narnia, do you think I should leave that last part out where he reveals himself?
The Not So Secret Life of the American Teenager:
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Lady of Narnia
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No!! Leave it in! I like it that way.... of course, it'll be a big shock to the students...
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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Jeff this story is great i love it
queenaravis707
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I got caught up... SCARY JOKER!!!
Awww for Amy and Ben! I'm a sucker for those two.
Sir Godfrey
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Thank you everyone, I really apperciate that you all take the time to read my ramblings.
Lady of Narnia
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Hey, we like your ramblings, Jeff!
Frodosgurl
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*claps* Hehe....You are really good at this Jeff!
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Gun Shots:
The New Guy or Joker as he now called himself walkd down the street towards a housing complex. It was in a bad part of town were housing was cheap for good reasons. The Joker walked up flight of stairs and stopped at the door. He reached into his pocket and retrieved a knife. He swung the unlocked door open. Inside he crept in and looked around holding his knife pointed infront of him.
He could hear the TV and so he stepped into the den area. There was his mother, laying helplessly on the couch. Her body looked like a lifeless corpse. Sudenly a voice broke the silence.
Man: Your late..
The Joker turned around and faced the figure that emerged from the shadows.
Man: What did I tell you about being late..
The Joker waved his knife around.
Joker: Don't come any closer.
Man: Hahaha.. or what? Your going to stab me?
Joker: I said.. don't come any closer.
Man: Well then... come on.. show me what you can do.. come on.. hit me!
The Joker attempted to jab the knife into the man, but his hand was caught and he was disarmed.
Man: You.. know better.. than to come at me with a knife.. prehapes I should another smile.
Joker: No...
Man: Come on.. son.. Why So Serious?
Joker began to reach for the pistol in his jacket.
His Father grabbed him and turned him around.
Father: Why so serious?!
The Joker finally removed the pistol and pointed it at his father.
Father: Wow! Impressive! So what are you going to do with that?
Joker: Father.. I have one question for you.. Why So Serious?
The Man's face went pale as the Joker squizzed the trigger. Outside the sound of gun shots. was heard
The New Guy or Joker as he now called himself walkd down the street towards a housing complex. It was in a bad part of town were housing was cheap for good reasons. The Joker walked up flight of stairs and stopped at the door. He reached into his pocket and retrieved a knife. He swung the unlocked door open. Inside he crept in and looked around holding his knife pointed infront of him.
He could hear the TV and so he stepped into the den area. There was his mother, laying helplessly on the couch. Her body looked like a lifeless corpse. Sudenly a voice broke the silence.
Man: Your late..
The Joker turned around and faced the figure that emerged from the shadows.
Man: What did I tell you about being late..
The Joker waved his knife around.
Joker: Don't come any closer.
Man: Hahaha.. or what? Your going to stab me?
Joker: I said.. don't come any closer.
Man: Well then... come on.. show me what you can do.. come on.. hit me!
The Joker attempted to jab the knife into the man, but his hand was caught and he was disarmed.
Man: You.. know better.. than to come at me with a knife.. prehapes I should another smile.
Joker: No...
Man: Come on.. son.. Why So Serious?
Joker began to reach for the pistol in his jacket.
His Father grabbed him and turned him around.
Father: Why so serious?!
The Joker finally removed the pistol and pointed it at his father.
Father: Wow! Impressive! So what are you going to do with that?
Joker: Father.. I have one question for you.. Why So Serious?
The Man's face went pale as the Joker squizzed the trigger. Outside the sound of gun shots. was heard
Lady of Narnia
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Oh my gosh!! Was the Joker's father really that horrible???
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
That's what he insinuates in The Dark Knight.
Lady of Narnia
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*is absolutely horrified* No wonder the Joker was so awful himself...... Anways, more????
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Cirans and Bells:
The Joker stood over his father shaking. In his hand the pistol with smoke bellowing out of hole. He dropped the gun and headed over to the couch were his mother lay. She was unconcious and badly beaten.
Joker: I did it mother.. He won't be bothering us anymore.
The Joker placed his hand on his mother's head and then kissed her forehead. Outside the sound of cirans startled the Joker. He quickly left the house. He stopped for a moment and went back to retrieve the pistol. Then he made break for allies. The Police swarmed through buidling and entered the room where they found the dead man and a horribly beaten women.
The Joker watched as the abulance pulled up and several men loaded his mother inside. He then watched as a body bag was brought out. The Joker leaned his head against the cold stone wall of the ally. His life had changed, he had commited a horrible crime and if he were caught, he would spend his life in prison. Though there was shrowd of guilt on him for what he had done, there was also relief, adrenaline and a sense of power.
The Joker held the pistol in his hand and for first time in years he smiled.
Back at Grant High the bell rung and all the students flooded into the hallway. Ricky headed towards Grace's locker where he met her.
Ricky: Hello beautiful.
Grace: Aw.. hello Ricky.
Grace leaned in for a kiss.
Ricky: You know tonight I don't have any community service.. so I was thinking.. maybe we could go out and get something to eat.. possibly see a movie.
Grace: I would love too.. but I have Bible Study group tonight.
Ricky: Oh..
Grace: But you could come if you want..
Ricky: I.. I don't know.
Grace: If you come.. we could still pick up something to eat after.
Ricky: Hmm.. alright.. what time is this study group?
Grace: It's at 7:00.
Ricky: Alright.. I guess I'll see you then.
Ricky smiled and leaned into Grace for another kiss.
The Joker stood over his father shaking. In his hand the pistol with smoke bellowing out of hole. He dropped the gun and headed over to the couch were his mother lay. She was unconcious and badly beaten.
Joker: I did it mother.. He won't be bothering us anymore.
The Joker placed his hand on his mother's head and then kissed her forehead. Outside the sound of cirans startled the Joker. He quickly left the house. He stopped for a moment and went back to retrieve the pistol. Then he made break for allies. The Police swarmed through buidling and entered the room where they found the dead man and a horribly beaten women.
The Joker watched as the abulance pulled up and several men loaded his mother inside. He then watched as a body bag was brought out. The Joker leaned his head against the cold stone wall of the ally. His life had changed, he had commited a horrible crime and if he were caught, he would spend his life in prison. Though there was shrowd of guilt on him for what he had done, there was also relief, adrenaline and a sense of power.
The Joker held the pistol in his hand and for first time in years he smiled.
Back at Grant High the bell rung and all the students flooded into the hallway. Ricky headed towards Grace's locker where he met her.
Ricky: Hello beautiful.
Grace: Aw.. hello Ricky.
Grace leaned in for a kiss.
Ricky: You know tonight I don't have any community service.. so I was thinking.. maybe we could go out and get something to eat.. possibly see a movie.
Grace: I would love too.. but I have Bible Study group tonight.
Ricky: Oh..
Grace: But you could come if you want..
Ricky: I.. I don't know.
Grace: If you come.. we could still pick up something to eat after.
Ricky: Hmm.. alright.. what time is this study group?
Grace: It's at 7:00.
Ricky: Alright.. I guess I'll see you then.
Ricky smiled and leaned into Grace for another kiss.
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Lady of Narnia
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You probably already know what I'm going to say.......
But I'll say it anyways!!
MORE!!!! Please???
But I'll say it anyways!!
MORE!!!! Please???
queenaravis707
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Whoa... scary Joker... lol!
Ricky going to Bible study????? (He needs it, though...)
Ricky going to Bible study????? (He needs it, though...)
Frodosgurl
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Scary Joker. Great work Jeff!
Great work Jeff!
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Bleachers and Bible Study:
The Joker had no where to go, he couldn't return to his home and he couldn't be caught out on the streets. Therefore he returned to only place he could think of, Grant High. The School was closed and everyone save the Janitor was gone. The Joker found a unlocked back door. He evaded the Janitor and made his way to the gym. There he took solice under the bleachers.
Meanwhile Ricky was driving Grace to the local Church. Once there he and Grace exited the car and headed inside.
It was a rather simple sanctuary with a golden cross at the back and hardwood pews. Grace led Ricky into another room off the sanctuary. There they met other people attending the study.
Ricky listened as the leader or admin read passages and asked questions. Ricky was rather bored, he spent most of his time just looking at Grace and thinking inapproperate thoughts. Finally the Admin called upon him.
Admin: You.. Ricky.. what do you think of Jacob's trouble?
Ricky: Huh?
Admin: What do you think of Jacob being tricked to marry Liea and then told to work many more years to marry Rachel?
Ricky: Uh.. I think It's unfair.. the dude wanted Rachel and he didn't get her.. he should have gotten what he worked for.
Admin: Interesting.. what do you think is morale of the story?
Ricky: Umm.. I guess.. make sure your marrying the right girl before you say I do.
The group laughed.
Admin: That's very funny.
The meeting when on for several hours and then it lute out.
Grace: What did you think?
Ricky: It was interesting..
Grace: I thought your response was sweet.
Ricky: Well you know I'm sweet.
Ricky leaned in to kiss Grace.
After there lips touched, Grace looked at Ricky and smiled.
Grace: I love you Ricky.
Ricky's face became pale and he began to sweat.
Ricky: I... I love.. you too.
Grace hugged Ricky. Ricky looked panicked. Faking those words was normally easy for him, but this time it wasn't. This time it seemed his concience had caught up with him.
The Joker had no where to go, he couldn't return to his home and he couldn't be caught out on the streets. Therefore he returned to only place he could think of, Grant High. The School was closed and everyone save the Janitor was gone. The Joker found a unlocked back door. He evaded the Janitor and made his way to the gym. There he took solice under the bleachers.
Meanwhile Ricky was driving Grace to the local Church. Once there he and Grace exited the car and headed inside.
It was a rather simple sanctuary with a golden cross at the back and hardwood pews. Grace led Ricky into another room off the sanctuary. There they met other people attending the study.
Ricky listened as the leader or admin read passages and asked questions. Ricky was rather bored, he spent most of his time just looking at Grace and thinking inapproperate thoughts. Finally the Admin called upon him.
Admin: You.. Ricky.. what do you think of Jacob's trouble?
Ricky: Huh?
Admin: What do you think of Jacob being tricked to marry Liea and then told to work many more years to marry Rachel?
Ricky: Uh.. I think It's unfair.. the dude wanted Rachel and he didn't get her.. he should have gotten what he worked for.
Admin: Interesting.. what do you think is morale of the story?
Ricky: Umm.. I guess.. make sure your marrying the right girl before you say I do.
The group laughed.
Admin: That's very funny.
The meeting when on for several hours and then it lute out.
Grace: What did you think?
Ricky: It was interesting..
Grace: I thought your response was sweet.
Ricky: Well you know I'm sweet.
Ricky leaned in to kiss Grace.
After there lips touched, Grace looked at Ricky and smiled.
Grace: I love you Ricky.
Ricky's face became pale and he began to sweat.
Ricky: I... I love.. you too.
Grace hugged Ricky. Ricky looked panicked. Faking those words was normally easy for him, but this time it wasn't. This time it seemed his concience had caught up with him.
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Lady of Narnia
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Ooooo! More?
queenaravis707
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Oooooh... Ricky in the hot seat...
Sir Godfrey
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A Cause For Concern:
The Next day in cafeteria Amy and Ben sat down to eat some lunch. Amy had already gone through two trays of food and was ready to dig in to a third. Ben just watched in astonishment. Amy looked up at Ben.
Amy: What?
Ben: Nothing..
Amy: No.. come on.. spill it.
Ben: Your pretty hungry today.
Amy: Yeah.. well.. I've just had some mad cravings. I just can't stop eating.
Amy began to eat more of the famous lunch meat.
Ben: Well according to the doctor this is normal.. espcially in last months.
Amy: I just hope that I don't gain a lot weight.
Ben looked at Amy and almost laughed. He tried very hard to avoid bursting.
Amy looked at Ben.
Amy: don't you dare.
Ben: What.. I haven't.. done anything.
Amy: I can see you holding it in.. you think It's funny that I want to watch my weight.
Ben: I don't think It's funny.. well.. I do think It's odd because.. well.
Amy: Well what?
Ben: Well lutes face it.. you already are overweight.
Amy dropped her fork.
Amy: I know that.. that's why I want to prevent getting any heavier.
Ben: I really don't think you should worry.. afterall the belly should go away once the baby is born right?
Amy: Well.. I guess.. I don't know. For all I know.. I'll need liposuction.
Ben: lol
Amy: Your laughing.. you really think this is funny?
Ben: Well.. in way yeah.
Amy: I'm suddenly not hungry.
Ben: You mind as well finish that plate.. you've already finished two others.
Amy: That's enough!
Ben: Ok.. ok.. sorry.. I just don't think you should be worrying about this.
Amy: I know.. It's just my belly has gotten so big.. I remeber when it was managable. Now I can hardly take a shower or enter car without bumping into something.
Ben: I know this is hard for you.. but you'll make it through. Besides I'm here with you.. so there is nothing to worry about.
Amy: Oh Ben.. I love you so much.
Ben: And I love you Amy.
As Ben leaned in to kiss Amy, he was distracted by the person who entered the cafeteria. Entering the cafeteria was a young man with a powdered white face and red lip stick that was shaped into a smile. His hair was died green and he seemed friendly.
Ben: Wow.. take look at the guy that just walked in.
Amy: What guy?
Amy turned and was imediatley teriffied. The Joker took a seat next to them.
Joker: Hello..
Ben: Hi..
Joker: I see your enjoying the beef..
Ben: You could say that..
The Joker looked at Amy, he took notice of her belly.
Joker: Well.. well.. you have been busy.. haven't you?
Amy didn't speak, it was as if she couldn't breath. She continued to stroke her belly as if nervious.
Joker: Forgive me if my appearance is disturbing... I was going for a new look.
Ben: It sure is.. different.
Joker: Yes.. I decided to be more up beat.. you know.. smile more.
Ben: I can see that.
Joker: You know that does look good.. may I?
Amy pushed the tray of food towards him. The Joker took ahold of tray and from his pocket he removed a knife. Ben flintched a little and Amy began to edge away on the seat.
Joker: Oh.. don't be frightened.. I just carry it with me to eat.
Ben: Well.. this school doesn't premit knives.
Joker: It doesn't? Oh then I'm sorry. I'll put it away.. but first lute me show you a trick. May I have your hand?
Ben began to tremble and was aprehensive to lend his hand to this crazy guy.
Joker: I promise I won't hurt you.
Ben slowly extended his hand. The Joker took hold of it.
Joker: Spread it out.. so your figers are exactly an inch apart. Now.. I want you to hold still.
The Joker placed the blade next to Ben's index finger.
Ben: I don't know about this..
Joker: Nonesense.. you'll be fine.
The Joker began to direct the tip of the blade over each finger slowly. As he came back around he sped the motion up until you could hardly see the knife. Ben began to sweat and tremble.
Ben: Ahahahaha!
The Joker stopped.
Joker: See your fine..
Dozens of other classmate surrounded them and watched in awe.
Joker: Would anyone like to see me do it again.. blind folded?
Ben: I'm not doing that again!
Joker: Oh I wouldn't try that on you.. I'll do it to myself.
The Joker placed the blade next to his own index finger. A black blind fold ws provided. Once his eyes were covered he began again slowly. Each time he reached the thump he sped it up. There were whistles and excited shouts comng from the other students. When The Joker finished, he flipped the knife into the air and it cut his blind fold from behiend and the handle landed firmly in his hand.
Joker: Tada!
All the students except Amy and Ben clapped.
Joker: Wasn't that neat?
The Next day in cafeteria Amy and Ben sat down to eat some lunch. Amy had already gone through two trays of food and was ready to dig in to a third. Ben just watched in astonishment. Amy looked up at Ben.
Amy: What?
Ben: Nothing..
Amy: No.. come on.. spill it.
Ben: Your pretty hungry today.
Amy: Yeah.. well.. I've just had some mad cravings. I just can't stop eating.
Amy began to eat more of the famous lunch meat.
Ben: Well according to the doctor this is normal.. espcially in last months.
Amy: I just hope that I don't gain a lot weight.
Ben looked at Amy and almost laughed. He tried very hard to avoid bursting.
Amy looked at Ben.
Amy: don't you dare.
Ben: What.. I haven't.. done anything.
Amy: I can see you holding it in.. you think It's funny that I want to watch my weight.
Ben: I don't think It's funny.. well.. I do think It's odd because.. well.
Amy: Well what?
Ben: Well lutes face it.. you already are overweight.
Amy dropped her fork.
Amy: I know that.. that's why I want to prevent getting any heavier.
Ben: I really don't think you should worry.. afterall the belly should go away once the baby is born right?
Amy: Well.. I guess.. I don't know. For all I know.. I'll need liposuction.
Ben: lol
Amy: Your laughing.. you really think this is funny?
Ben: Well.. in way yeah.
Amy: I'm suddenly not hungry.
Ben: You mind as well finish that plate.. you've already finished two others.
Amy: That's enough!
Ben: Ok.. ok.. sorry.. I just don't think you should be worrying about this.
Amy: I know.. It's just my belly has gotten so big.. I remeber when it was managable. Now I can hardly take a shower or enter car without bumping into something.
Ben: I know this is hard for you.. but you'll make it through. Besides I'm here with you.. so there is nothing to worry about.
Amy: Oh Ben.. I love you so much.
Ben: And I love you Amy.
As Ben leaned in to kiss Amy, he was distracted by the person who entered the cafeteria. Entering the cafeteria was a young man with a powdered white face and red lip stick that was shaped into a smile. His hair was died green and he seemed friendly.
Ben: Wow.. take look at the guy that just walked in.
Amy: What guy?
Amy turned and was imediatley teriffied. The Joker took a seat next to them.
Joker: Hello..
Ben: Hi..
Joker: I see your enjoying the beef..
Ben: You could say that..
The Joker looked at Amy, he took notice of her belly.
Joker: Well.. well.. you have been busy.. haven't you?
Amy didn't speak, it was as if she couldn't breath. She continued to stroke her belly as if nervious.
Joker: Forgive me if my appearance is disturbing... I was going for a new look.
Ben: It sure is.. different.
Joker: Yes.. I decided to be more up beat.. you know.. smile more.
Ben: I can see that.
Joker: You know that does look good.. may I?
Amy pushed the tray of food towards him. The Joker took ahold of tray and from his pocket he removed a knife. Ben flintched a little and Amy began to edge away on the seat.
Joker: Oh.. don't be frightened.. I just carry it with me to eat.
Ben: Well.. this school doesn't premit knives.
Joker: It doesn't? Oh then I'm sorry. I'll put it away.. but first lute me show you a trick. May I have your hand?
Ben began to tremble and was aprehensive to lend his hand to this crazy guy.
Joker: I promise I won't hurt you.
Ben slowly extended his hand. The Joker took hold of it.
Joker: Spread it out.. so your figers are exactly an inch apart. Now.. I want you to hold still.
The Joker placed the blade next to Ben's index finger.
Ben: I don't know about this..
Joker: Nonesense.. you'll be fine.
The Joker began to direct the tip of the blade over each finger slowly. As he came back around he sped the motion up until you could hardly see the knife. Ben began to sweat and tremble.
Ben: Ahahahaha!
The Joker stopped.
Joker: See your fine..
Dozens of other classmate surrounded them and watched in awe.
Joker: Would anyone like to see me do it again.. blind folded?
Ben: I'm not doing that again!
Joker: Oh I wouldn't try that on you.. I'll do it to myself.
The Joker placed the blade next to his own index finger. A black blind fold ws provided. Once his eyes were covered he began again slowly. Each time he reached the thump he sped it up. There were whistles and excited shouts comng from the other students. When The Joker finished, he flipped the knife into the air and it cut his blind fold from behiend and the handle landed firmly in his hand.
Joker: Tada!
All the students except Amy and Ben clapped.
Joker: Wasn't that neat?
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