The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

Are we STILL going after those evil mondeys? They must be pretty hard to kill! *stabs an evil monky with a stone knife* or maybe you guys just werent using the right weapons...
 
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*sigh* We need a new opponent. I'd say the goldfish are evil, because they keep opening and closing their mouth like they desperately want to eat the CW. Annoying little things... So, how does one do away with a killer goldfish? (their color also mimics CW...:eek: )
 
Lady of Lorien said:
*sigh* We need a new opponent. I'd say the goldfish are evil, because they keep opening and closing their mouth like they desperately want to eat the CW. Annoying little things... So, how does one do away with a killer goldfish? (their color also mimics CW...:eek: )
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Hmm....*hits a gold fish in the head with a pool noodle*

Pool noodles don't seem to work...
 
Let's try octopus ink. *dumps a large quantity into the water* AAAGGGGH!!! It's forming into an Ink Monster! (must be a chemical reaction with goldfish scales?) I think we have a bigger enemy now?
 
What are those letters the Ink Monster's forming? Let's see... "Cuts through soap like grease!" A reverse advertisement. Great. It's impervious to dishsoap. I know....WHITEOUT!
 
That would be Dernhelm...(the leader) Did you read the first post? Soooo, there are three levels in the Order of the Can. Anyone can make the Can Clan. If you are a somewhat well-accomplished duffer, you may be honored by an acceptance into the Brotherhood of The Can. If you are one of the rare, select, wonder-marvel...well, I might wax eloquent on this point, but at any rate, there are only about 5 of them...you could eventually achieve Knighthood. But practically no one is a knight, sooo.... I still recommend reading the first post and studying up...:D
 
It is just that this is the first week on the forum and she does not have the best background in the Duffering Department.
 
Which, as we all know...is of the utmost importance... (We take our fun SERIOUSLY around here!;) )

No, I waited and 'read up' on the old duffer threads, and started posting in duffer-land before I joined also. :D
 
This graphic: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/DernhelmIam/KnightoftheOrder.jpg
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is now available for those Knights of the Order who wish to use it; banners for the brotherhood and Can clan will (hopefully) be forthcoming!
 
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Oh, I do hope it comes soon, it will be so nice to have a really neat banner to announce that I am a member of the Brotherhood of the Can it instead of just words.

Better get something other than Shout, I know lets use Clorox Bleach. HeHe, douses ink Monster with Bleach.
 
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