The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Tsukiko]

This graphic: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/DernhelmIam/KnightoftheOrder.jpg

is now available for those Knights of the Order who wish to use it; banners for the brotherhood and Can clan will (hopefully) be forthcoming!

thats so neaaaaaaaat!! *is awed*

ooohh...yeah..Ill go awayss..

 

[Lady of Lorien]

This graphic: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/DernhelmIam/KnightoftheOrder.jpg

is now available for those Knights of the Order who wish to use it; banners for the brotherhood and Can clan will (hopefully) be forthcoming!

With much hard work, mayhap we'll ALL be using that banner... Or not.

Anyways, I STILL maintain that whiteout is the weapon of the day. *pours large quantities in...*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I like the banner.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Pretty cool, but swords are kinda antique. After all, NOTHING can POSSIBLY work as well as vulcanized rubber!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

yeah! let's get a gun instead.

 

[Dernhelm]

But...but...swords are pretty! And Knights are supposed to have swords! And swords are much more poetic than guns and vulcanized rubber. Pah!

...Bring me my Sword
Oh! Clouds unfold
Bring me my Chariot of Fire...

Now try replacing the word Sword with 'gun' or 'vulcanized rubber'.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Okay.

Bring me my Gunord.
Oh! Clouds Unfold.
Bring me my chariot of Fire.

 

[Dernhelm]

Ow. Ow! OW!!!!! Please! Talk about a forced sounding rhyme! *groans*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

But guns look so cool. We could be like these great shiny cans with guns.

 

[Dernhelm]

Guns are ugly! How can you like guns??? ()

 

[~Lava~]

Guns are too shiny and canlike, Ben, the Can would not like it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But...but...swords are pretty! And Knights are supposed to have swords! And swords are much more poetic than guns and vulcanized rubber. Pah!

...Bring me my Sword
Oh! Clouds unfold
Bring me my Chariot of Fire...

Now try replacing the word Sword with 'gun' or 'vulcanized rubber'.

Uuugggh! Stop defacing the poetry by hinting at vulcanized rubber!

"My Vulcanized Rubber is yours, sire, now and always!"
~Robin Hood...execpt it's nnnnot....

AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *pops Olorin on the head* *knocks his brains out his ears*

And as for you, Ben...can you imagine King Arthur hauling around a .22? 'Redneck Arthur of the Logger Table?' I thought not...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey! "My white-out is yours, sire, now and always" doesn't sound too good either! *picks up brains and stuffs them back in through ears* Ah well, some just can't see...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nononononono...the whiteout is the weapon to combat the Ink Monster we were recently dealing with. It has nothing to do with said lovely and archaic Knighthood Banner!
*drags brains back out*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

My poor brains are going to get ripped to pieces! *runs away from white-out, guns, vulcanized rubber, and all else*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

See? My superior powers of reasoning always triumph in an argument. *flexes brain-ripper-outers*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Triumph? no, no, no... *clears throat* "He who runs and runs away shall live to run another day."

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not necessarily, my friend... My brain-ripper-outers have a remote control... Oh never mind, I'll just shred your happiness for you.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I suddenly can imagine Arthur like that.
Not .22, give him a .50 Nothing can stand up to him now.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I suddenly can imagine Arthur like that.
Not .22, give him a .50 Nothing can stand up to him now.

No. No way. He had a trusty sword, and he used a lance too. NO SWORDS INVOLVED!!! Go read up on all that history that you were just spouting about...
*sigh*
However, I now have a .50...so you'd better agree with me... Heh heh.