The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Lady of Lorien]

Good question... "Yoo-hoo...Dernhelm?"

"If all the swords in England..." "He notched an arrow to his string..." They just ring SOOOO much better than "If all the pistols in England..." "He loaded his shotgun..." And we're talking about KNIGHTS here! Not mafia-gangster-types!

As for the ink monster...Isn't hairspray supposed to be helpful in that line?

 

[~Lava~]

I was not using Duct Tape I was using the White Out Tape that you can buy in stores.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

What about the Great Evil types.

 

[~Lava~]

Continues to fight Ink Monster

*Trys to look innocent, I don't know what you are talking about!!!!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

That was in reply to Georgie's(LoL) long thing.

*Hides behind Bree.* Discretion is the better part of Valor.

 

[~Lava~]

Hehe, Dumps jugs of witeout on Ink Monster. darn, it just made lose my earring back.

 

[Dernhelm]

Is duct tape legal to use in the Order of Can?

As long as it is not held in higher honor than the Great and Shiny Trash Can.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Hehe, Dernhelm has a good way of reading the rules, but never involving herself in the fight.

Starts writing faster.

 

[~Lava~]

Uses more wite out, This is not helping.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches Mordrid squash Arthur* that....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nah, Mordrid and Arthur have both been disarmed of their modern weapons in favor of proper swords and guns.

Wait...Ben...WRITING? Who's side are you on anyways? The Ink monster's? *shudder* You don't know what it will do to you when it draws you into it's power... *cough* *shut you up permanently in a book with villains* *cough*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Nah, Mordrid and Arthur have both been disarmed of their modern weapons in favor of proper swords and guns.

Wait...Ben...WRITING? Who's side are you on anyways? The Ink monster's? *shudder* You don't know what it will do to you when it draws you into it's power... *cough* *shut you up permanently in a book with villains* *cough*

ah poo! *gives 'em lightsabers* There...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

ah poo! *gives 'em lightsabers* There...

*pelts GKoN's head with Le Morte D'Arthur, The Once and Future King, and similar reliable renditions of Arthurian history* STOP IT!!! You're desecrating one of my favorite eras! Light sabers indeed... *mutters* Heh. I'll give YOU a lightsaber...I'll shave your head bald with one or something...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*pelts GKoN's head with Le Morte D'Arthur, The Once and Future King, and similar reliable renditions of Arthurian history* STOP IT!!! You're desecrating one of my favorite eras! Light sabers indeed... *mutters* Heh. I'll give YOU a lightsaber...I'll shave your head bald with one or something...

I already have TWO lightsabers thank you. *ignites lightsaber n' swings wildly*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I already have TWO lightsabers thank you. *ignites lightsaber n' swings wildly*

*walks by and knocks into him so he stabs himself* Oh, so sorry...here, let me call the Funeral Home...I mean, EMT's of course! ("Hello? Oh, I'd like to order a large coffin.")

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*walks by and knocks into him so he stabs himself* Oh, so sorry...here, let me call the Funeral Home...I mean, EMT's of course! ("Hello? Oh, I'd like to order a large coffin.")

"Dadgummit" *Ducttapes hole**Decapitates a peasant's hair*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*rips off duct tape really quickly, so that I rip a bigger hole* Be careful about bringing duct tape into this thread...

 

[Georgie the Valient]

ARE YOU FIGHTING THE INK MONSTER OR GKoN OR BOTH?????I think i'd go by both

 

[Dernhelm]

Both, definately.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yeah, both... We're chasing each other around various threads, and I keep killing him. But he's invincible, I'm rapidly becoming convinced, seeing as how he always comes back to life.... Says it's the eggnogg. And I asked him for some, and he nearly poisoned me with it. *sigh*