The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hey! Get back in the salad, you! We were about to feed you to The Can! Oh well, it's all right...this way we can still feed you to the Ink Monster instead...

*Feeds the can to the ink monster!!* MUWAHAHAHAAAA

 

[Lady of Lorien]

BACK! You monstrous, evil THING! *drags The Can from the Ink Monster's gullet, at great peril* *stuffs GKoN into the Ink Monster's jaws and makes it chew* *shudders and brushes all traces of GKoN off hands*
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[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

BACK! You monstrous, evil THING! *drags The Can from the Ink Monster's gullet, at great peril* *stuffs GKoN into the Ink Monster's jaws and makes it chew* *shudders and brushes all traces of GKoN off hands*
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*Poors hotsauce down the monster's gullet n' it spits him out with a "PHOO!"*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*pours GKoN's mutant eggnog down his throat* Why are you here, if not to support The Can? That is our purpose!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*pours GKoN's mutant eggnog down his throat* Why are you here, if not to support The Can? That is our purpose!

to give the Can a hard time. *Turns into a dinosaur*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*shrinks dinosaur* *puts him in her pocket*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*shrinks dinosaur* *puts him in her pocket*

*eats cookies in pocket*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*with a mighty wrench of self, resigns cookies to their fate* All for the benefit of The Can, of course...

 

[~Lava~]

Is he a member? He needs to Die. Skewers GKoN and Roasts him till he is dead, now he will stay in the Salad. Gives the Can new, really good, metal polish, that will get any traces of ink Monster off the Can. Feeds Ink Monster to the CAN.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Careful about killing GKoN... He tends to be a clone when he actually dies...

 

[~Lava~]

That is good, then we can kill all of the Hims in Question.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Careful about killing GKoN... He tends to be a clone when he actually dies...

*Dumps hotsauce in the Can's pie hole*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*psst* I don't think The Can HAS a pie hole...but anyways... LJ, he keeps a spare stock of extra Himselves, but no one knows where.

 

[~Lava~]

What on earth are you talking about GKoN? Do you even know who the Great and Shiny Trash Can is? I know who our next enemy is. Attack GKoN, he obviously does not belong, what if he is a ButterKnifer in Disguise.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That would be most unfortunate! Let's give him a final chance, and then... SIC 'EM!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

What on earth are you talking about GKoN? Do you even know who the Great and Shiny Trash Can is? I know who our next enemy is. Attack GKoN, he obviously does not belong, what if he is a ButterKnifer in Disguise.

Butterknifer? Naw, I'm a Sword-tosser.

 

[~Lava~]

Ha Ha very funny, SIC HIM.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*looks around uncertainly* He IS from Middle Earth...*cough*my soft spot darn it*cough* But then...

 

[Dernhelm]

Decapitating is allowed. But not killing.

 

[~Lava~]

Decapitates GKoN and all of his clones.