The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Lady of Lorien]

Heh heh. Better lock the coffin and...lock the grave, if you can figure out how... I wouldn't trust GKoN OR the Ink Monster.

 

[~Lava~]

he he, put twenty bazilion locks on coffin.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

AHHH!!! Look...it's squirming!
(can't wait till GKoN gets on tonight and sees THIS... )

 

[~Lava~]

Let us bury him fast, I think 20 feet below the surface will do.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yes, especially since we're burying him in granite...and covering the grave with a big chunk of granite that fits tightly into the small opening we had to make to get the granite in... *shoves coffin into the hole, stops hole, dusts off hands* Watch, now we'll find out it was cardboard or a clone or something...

 

[~Lava~]

Hehe, no we won't , shows LoL Gkon's cloner , I stole it from him that time that I Decapitated him hehe, I also stole his printer. Gives The Great and Shiny Trash Can GKoN's Cloner so the Can can have fun with it .

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Is the cloner shiny?

 

[~Lava~]

No it is jet black with no sheen.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Excellent. *scratches it up to get rid of ANY lutstre...*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

AHHH!!! Look...it's squirming!
(can't wait till GKoN gets on tonight and sees THIS... )

ROFL!!

*Sneaks up behind LoL n' sticks a lovely inkmonster hat on her noggin.* Have fun

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*pulls off inexistent hat* You should read up...you're currently buried under 20 feet of granite, in a locked coffin, in the belly of the Ink Monster...

 

[~Lava~]

Yep, you cannot get to us, and I stole your cloner.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Whatever you do, do not clone me. one of me is enough of me.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

We couldn't if we wanted to. We gave the cloner to The Can.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Whew. I thought I was going to have to deal with myself.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Like when Calvin clones his bad side, eh? Although I doubt even you are as bad as Calvin's bad side...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Oh no. I'm much much worse. I'm your worst nightmare.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nope. My worst nightmare was my brother planning to commit suicide and my parents encouraging him. Go figure...not MY family AT ALL!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Actually it's the stalker.

 

[~Lava~]

The Can has decided to clone the CW, what a smart choice.