The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Dernhelm]

Good for you!

 

[~Lava~]

It is freezing at my house and it is snowing. I might get out of school tomorrow

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But I thought you were in college?
Anyways...*feeds different parts of GKoN to the Ink Monster* That was a NASTY job!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches 'em feed cardboard cutouts of self to monster* You forgot...*watches monster spit 'em up* he doesn't like hotsauce...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sees GKoN and all his clones looking on and grinning* *grabs them and stuffs them down the Ink Monster's gullet* *glues it's mouth shut*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*sees GKoN and all his clones looking on and grinning* *grabs them and stuffs them down the Ink Monster's gullet* *glues it's mouth shut*

*watches Galadriel stuff more cardboard cutouts in the monster's pie hole* *Makes the monster eat Galadriel through a straw!!*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*extricates herself* *sighs* *sets trap, lured with sugar cookies*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches a centaur get caught!!*

*grabs cookies n' runs*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*Ink Monster awakes when it senses loss of cookies* *starts to follow the REAL GKoN, gaining on him speedily*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Ink Monster awakes when it senses loss of cookies* *starts to follow the REAL GKoN, gaining on him speedily*

*stuffs cookies in Legolas' mouth and shimmies up a tree*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*watches dark blob follow GKoN up tree* *hears painful noises from the treetop* *winces* *sees dark blob come down, looking much fatter, with a hand sticking out of its mouth*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas, poor Haldir...we knew him well...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

We shall make him and GKoN a double grave, with one big gravestone. After all, 'tis most fitting when they met the same fate at the same time...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

We shall make him and GKoN a double grave, with one big gravestone. After all, 'tis most fitting when they met the same fate at the same time...

*Nodds head* A pity... *stands next to Galadriel* Who met the same fate as Haldir?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*psst!* "You're in that coffin, remember? Quite wandering and get back where you're supposed to be!" *shoves*

 

[~Lava~]

Quickly burys GKoN alive. Get Ye gone you scourge, How dare you plague us like this, plus, you touched the Can.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Butbutbutbut...he isn't supposed to be alive! *wanders back in memory to see how he escaped death* Well...

Oh, and scourge indeed! Or is it scrooge?

 

[~Lava~]

the reason I said that he was still alive is because Dernhelm said that we are not allowed to kill, just Decapitate.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well...I didn't say he was dead...just eaten by an Ink Monster... It's up to the monster what happens THEN!

 

[~Lava~]

He He, I guess I buried the Ink monster alive too.