The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Lady of Lorien]

Actually it's the stalker.

Hmmm....maybe....you ARE my worst nightmare!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Yep, you cannot get to us, and I stole your cloner.

Eh...that was the PROP cloner. The REAL one is somewhere far far away...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Eh...that was the PROP cloner. The REAL one is somewhere far far away...

Being cloned? Right. How do YOU know we didn't make the long trek to get your REAL cloner, hm, Mr. UnderGranite GKoN? *murders all cloners in the world*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*starts inventing* Hey! Look Lady of Lorien! I made a cloner.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*takes cloner apart* *steals plans* *sucks the knowledge out of Ben's head*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*Goes back to inventing* Hey! Lady of Lorien! look what I invented a cloner.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*takes off his head* *runs away with it* You need your head to invent! *takes apart cloner*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*Head speaks* You ever going to put me back with rest of me?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*Head speaks* You ever going to put me back with rest of me?

Not for a while, anyhow.... Yes yes yes, I know you're "quite beside yourself!"

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Actualy I'm quite "attached" to myself.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Actualy I'm quite "attached" to myself.

You wish... But I yanked pretty hard, and...well...you aren't anymore...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

WEll, neck is still attached.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

To your head or to the rest of you?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

It must be all of me because I see my toes.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sure you can. But did I mention that I'm holding a telescope up to your eye? Of OOURSE you can see your toes that way...but otherwise they're too far away...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I must've forgotten to tell that I'm wearing glasses.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Your toes are still too far away... That's why you need the telescope AND glasses.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Actually if I didn't need glasses I wouldn't see anything.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's my point. Only to see the TOES, you need a telescope ALSO!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

But you said you put it up to my eye. So Obviously I can't see that far. Just my toes which I can touch.