The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[~Lava~]

I do a lot of surprising things actually

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Like joining the Mafia.

 

[~Lava~]

I did not join the MAFIA. *shakes head*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I know. But in real life......

 

[~Lava~]

No, I tend to behave in real life, I confine my fiendish thoughts to the Novels and short stories I write.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

But you had to have some way of getting these fiendish ideas.

 

[~Lava~]

I have watched to many movies and read to many books for my own good, that is where they come from.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

That's what all of them say.

 

[Dernhelm]

Really?

(ten thingy)

 

[~Lava~]

It is 100% true.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

See, Bree admits that is what all of them say.

 

[Dernhelm]

What is???

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

That they got it from some book.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

And tea in China costs...

 

[Dernhelm]

Depends on how much you buy.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

It costs nothing if you steal it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'd say...a couple tons of Green Tea. Any good deals? And no, I don't think stealing is a good deal...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Well, it would be for smugglers.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Who smuggles tea? Psshh...

 

[Jack of Blades]

{slaps Ben and runs}