The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[~Lava~]

Actually it was a reversion to the Can but yeah.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No I actually think...in the beginning, they really started with the Butterknife!

 

[~Lava~]

Here they are in order of appearing:

Granted - you, Black and Holyboy are released onto the streets where you attack people at random and steal chewing gum off the bottom of shoes. After a while of wandering you come across a shiny trash can and decide that it will be your new god, and you are its prophet charged with coversion. You spend the rest of your life in devotion to the trash can....

Granted. Smog, BC, and I all start worshipping that butter knife mentioned a couple of posts back. We are in awe in how the butter knife can't cut through kleenex, and we start being like the knife, being one with the knife...and then a mob is formed!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ahhh, but you see...the butterknife was brought into existence "a few posts back..."


















Listen to us. We're seriously arguing - even citing sources! - on pure silliness?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The butterknife appeared first, but the Can was worshipped first. Therefore, the Can must hold precedence over the butterknife.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It held precedence anyhow...

 

[Dernhelm]

I should think so!

 

[Georgie the Valient]

We should KNOW so.....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Since we're all agreeing loudly now, I guess we'd better find another enemy...
*looks around*
IT'S THE GOOEY GREEN GOBLINS!!!

 

[~Lava~]

Gets out light Saber. en guarde ye villians.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Don't hurt me!!!!!!!! *runs away from the goblins.*

 

[music girl]

can I join please I like great shining cans pretty please

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Well, you'll have to ask Derny.

 

[~Lava~]

Yes, Lizzie ask Dernie, Swings light saber at goblins, (why would I hurt you Ben).

 

[Timberwolf]

Knight
You are a champion Duffer! You answered every question correctly; now go see if you can be accepted as a member of the Order of the Can.
How much of a Duffer are you?

=D May I join???

 

[Georgie the Valient]

can I join please I like great shining cans pretty please

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANOTHER PERSON JOINING OUR GREAT ORDER AND MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I don't think you'll hurt me, but the goblins will.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

We'll protect you......anyway the goblins are like giants and trolls....you're lucky if they're aiming at you.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Then give me my pistol!! I'll take them on singlehandedly. *Tie other hand behind his back. Then starts shooting.*

 

[~Lava~]

Uses light saber on Goblins.