The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Meanie!! If you weren't a girl.......

 

[~Lava~]

Gets back to killing goblins.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*takes anger out on goblins*

 

[~Lava~]

Slays goblins.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

KILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *roars the small Ben*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*holds out Sting to see if it turns blue* Shoot, I forgot they weren't orcs. *sigh*

 

[~Lava~]

Kills more goblins.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

If we're not careful, they'll develop a resistant strain, which we won't be able to kill with all the methods we've been using... Better reserve a secret weapon...

 

[~Lava~]

How can they be resistant to swords and Light Sabers (and guns if Ben has anything to say about it)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Umm...can you say 'thick skin?'

 

[~Lava~]

I guess. oh well, starts planning secret weapon while slaying goblins.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I think the secret weapon should be sugar. They'd probably shrivel up in sugar just like slugs do in salt!

 

[~Lava~]

thinks of a clever way to make sugar into a bomb.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I know...JELLO PACKETS!!!

 

[Georgie the Valient]

How about boiled sweets?They ruin your teeth you know.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I think the goblins have about had it... but what's that noise? uh oh... it's CAN OPENERS! HELP! *rushes to save the Can*

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*snort* Look at them!The Can has made them rust!*Throws water on them for safety all the same.The Can just told me to check*

 

[~Lava~]

sprays extra rusting agent on Can openers.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, that takes care of them. But now we gotta watch out for GKoN... LOOK OUT! THERE HE IS!!

 

[~Lava~]

How can he be out of the hospital yet.