The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

Actually, You do not have the Great and Shiny Trash Can, He has decided that He is in hiding for a while and only the Can's friends know where He is. You have the can clone #38, who is not the smartest in the bunch of can clones and tends to get caught alot. Get ye out you hoodlums. Brandishes Light Saber menacingly.
 
How many times must I say that THE CAN IS IN A REALLY SECRET HIDING SPOT WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND HIM. you guys just have clones, and no GKoN you did not find the hiding spot.
 
I heard that the can should have a scar IN his nose and that he should have a hair in hi ear. So I believe, that we have the right can. The clones only have the hair....

BTW: me and GKoN were listening to your conversations for a long time... we were wearing the lothlorion cloak and you couldn't see us. So face it... you lost the can. We have the real thing... try to find it :p :D
 
Yes you poor brainwashed people. We have no concern for the Can cause we know that no one would dare try to touch, I have heard touching Him brings on an Arc of the Covenant type of instant death.
 
oh, dont worry!! we have gloves! you should worry though, because i am afraid that you are the ones who have been brainwashed after all that worshiping him. we though, are not and thus able to discern who is the true can. we have the cloaks, we have interrigated him, AND, we saw the scar... dun, dun, dun. now is the time that you should go weep like little babies. he is under our control now...:D
 
fernshirehobbit, I am so sorry to do this but, You need to get into this straight jacket and a come with me, the Real and Great Shiny Trash Can has no flaws, no scars, no hair, He is made of the Shiniest purest metal and is PERFECT in every way. Now, Come, let us go to the assylum for the over brainwashed delusional villians that the Can Himself has taken care off

*Drives off with fern, GKoN, and beren to above said assylum, they are all in straight jackets.
 
no! you are wrong! my sister fern, and her accomplices tell the truth. they are not insane!! *runs after the car to saver her big sis*
 
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