The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Shots himself. OUCH!!!!!!!!

 

[~Lava~]

Good gosh, Ben, what did you do that for? Runs over to Ben to help him, and protect him till he can be moved to safer Quarters.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Knight
You are a champion Duffer! You answered every question correctly; now go see if you can be accepted as a member of the Order of the Can.
How much of a Duffer are you?

=D May I join???

Congratulations! Not too many people score like that... In order to join, you must ask Dern. It is also considered a good idea to read up on all the Dufferlinks in the first post of this thread - if you haven't already, that is... And when you pm Dern, it is also a good idea to send her a few links to some of your better Dufferwork.

Now then...*dunks goblins in boiling oil*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I didn't mean to. I'm a clutz.

 

[~Lava~]

slices more goblins while taking a look at Ben's wound.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh, are we fighting goblins now? *splashes goblins w/ carbolic acid* That gives us enough time, I think... *builds fortress, and transports The Can to a safe place of highest honor within said fortress*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

It's fine, leave me be. I'll fight on one leg.

 

[~Lava~]

The Can is already in a safe place cause he has his own special fortress with everything the Can likes best.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

What does the Can like best?

 

[~Lava~]

Light, buffers for helping shine, the CW, Ben the Egg, and other things.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Hey, I'm no egg.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

You'll never reach that rank

 

[~Lava~]

Ben, Ben the Egg is a person totally different from you.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Indeed....

You should ask Dern to tell you the sad story of his life sometime. I can't find it, but she knows the story...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

You'll never reach that rank

Yes, I think I'm still a ham.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Cured, honey-roasted, spiral...?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I like Honey ham.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well then, I guess you really are what you eat!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Cruelty I tell you. That's what that is.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

'that?' Who's cruel, me?

j/k