The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[lieke]

LIES!!!.... Unproven half truths... you see sir, it's them, they are after me... look... they are already climbing up my leg...

Sorry, A-team moment

 

[Dernhelm]

What...? *blank look*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*agrees w/ Derny*

 

[Dernhelm]

*agrees with self*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*agrees with Derny agreeing with herself*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

I'm gonna write a song for the CAN!

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[Olórin the Wise]

My my, how... imaginitive!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

My my, how... imaginitive!

*glare* I will write a song for the can, I WILL I WILL I WILL! (that was only the chant)

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

It is time, fellow Duffers, to unite. The Skanderites and Willianites (Llamaites, Badgerites, Cannanites, Jesuits, and dust mites) have all consolidated, and conspire to overthrow the Duffers ( ); if we sit and do nothing, we shall be overthrown. It is for this reason that I wish to found the Order of the Can. The Brotherhood of the Can has been mentioned before, in passing; but no real effort has been made to make it a definite group.

Therefor, I wish, hereby, to make 'Knight of the Order of the Can' an official title; the highest order of Duffers. The Brotherhood, also official, will be for those who make a few dufferish comments now and again...and, occasionally, a true Dufferly post. Anyone who wishes it may become one of the "Can Clan". (An invention of HB's, somewhere in the distant past.)

All who hope to achieve the title of 'Knight of the Order of the Can', must first be one of the Brotherhood; save two, whom I shall elevate at once to the position of Knight, if they raise no objection. These two are, namely, Holyboy666 and Chakal. There are others, I am sure, who are also worthy to be placed there at once; unfortunately, their names escape me at the present time.

Those who wish to become one of the Brotherhood must first read the supplied Duffer training resources, which will educate you on the History of Duffers, and the Method(s) of duffering. Then you may PM me with your request, along with links to, or quotes of, a few of your posts that you think worthy of a duffer. I will judge as best I may; perhaps with the help of a few fellow Duffers, whether you are truly a Duffer. If you are rejected, do not be upset; simply study these rules and examples of Duffering, and you will soon learn.








Duffer training resources; required reading.

The Defination of Duffering is...

The Duffer FAQ

The original "a mob is formed that chases you out of the city" post:Here
And the second:Here

Read whole page; you will find out exactly who Fred the Box is...and get a couple good examples of Duffering.

Read entire page! (and following links): Find out about the butter knife...the Insane asylum...the Trash Can
Page two: ...the Giant Bannana...
Page three: ...the evil monkeys...and the Fruits...
Page four: ...the can clan...
I would go on to read page five...six...seven...if I were you; but it's not required.

Here is some REALLY great Duffering! (Meaning extremly funny!) Read eight pages farther.

The Red Side vs. the Blue!
And I shall add to the Duffer training resources as I find more.


P.S. If a Mod should see fit to Sticky this, it would be great!

Dern, stop living in denial you ARE a mod!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Er... wha-a...?

Nevermind.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeees what everybody...no one has posted in this forever! I AM ASHAMED TO KNOW ANY OF YOU! I can't believe you've neglected the Can like this! *polishes the Can* I'm sorry, oh great Can, that they hast neglected you so...please forgive us unperfect human beings and allow us to live worshipping your glory from now until forever! *polishes can till it's shiny again* Oh, now you can shine your light oh, so bright from your shiny tin.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Psssst... Can! She's the one who said your name and *takes breath* that of the butter knife in the same breath!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*glare* I NEVER SAID THAT!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Sure you did! In the 'what do mods do when they're bored? II' thread, I think...

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Sure you did! In the 'what do mods do when they're bored? II' thread, I think...

I NEVER SAID IT! Don't believe him, oh Can. He's the one who neglected you!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

SINCE WHEN?? Look at my siggy! YOU don't have the fact that you're a member of the Brotherhood in YOUR siggy...

 

[~Lava~]

LIES!!!.... Unproven half truths... you see sir, it's them, they are after me... look... they are already climbing up my leg...

Sorry, A-team moment

Am I the only one who understood that, who said it, Murdoch, BA, Hannibal, or Faceman?

I cannot believe that I am the only one other than lieke who has seen A-Team reruns

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Never heard of it.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Neither have I

That's cuz I don't have any room! If I put four more letters in my siggy it'll be too big. The Can likes my siggy though...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You could take out the slideshow... it's boring anyway. Either that or stinky.