The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[reepicheep_kid]

revives thread.

How is everything going here?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I dunno... it's been so long, I forgot what we were talking about.

 

[~Lava~]

nothing really is going on, we tried to kill Slippers, but other than that it is an ordinary day in Can land.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Slipper 1: *giggle*
Slipper 2: Shhhhhhhhh!
Slipper 1: Why?
Slipper 2: We don't want them to find us!
Slipper 1: Oh, you're scaaaaaaaaaaaaaared! *smiles evily*
Slipper 2: AM NOT!
Slipper 1: ARE TOO!
Slipper 2: AM NOT NOT!
Slipper 1: Are TOO TOO!
SLipper 2: *stops and looks around the dark alley* shhhhhhh!
Slipper 1: *Sings* Slipper 2 is scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!

 

[~Lava~]

Hi Slippers are you going to be good now.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Hi Slippers are you going to be good now.

Slipper 1: *smiles innocently*
Slipper 2: *cowers in corner*
Slipper 1: *Whispers to Slipper 2* Come on! FACE THE DARK!
Slipper 2: *whimpers*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Duct Tape is shinier than the can. Silver Duct Tape is anyway.

Slipper 1: *gets out machine gun*
Slipper 2: *glares*
Slipper 1: CHARGE!
Slipper 2: *charges*
Slipper 1 and 2 attack MR

 

[~Lava~]

I hate to do this honey but: Takes out light saber and chases Abby out of thread. If you do not stay over in the Duct Tape thread, Abby I am going to have to Duct Tape you to my sling-shot for your own good.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Slipper 1: I say we duckt tape her to a shark!
Slipper 2: We should let her off the hook...
Slipper 1: ONLY THIS ONCE! Then say hello to the bamboo...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hello.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Hello.

Slipper 1: WHAT do YOU want?
Slipper 2: hi...
Slipper 1: You could help with the whole 'punk' attitude Slipper2.
Slipper 2: But I want to be nice...
Slipper 1: WHY!?
Slipper 2: Because that's what Jesus would do....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I like Slipper 2 better. Can we convert Slipper 1 into another Slipper 2?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

I like Slipper 2 better. Can we convert Slipper 1 into another Slipper 2?

Slipper 1: You want to say that to my bamboo stick, punk?
Slipper 2: *giggles shyly* Thanks.
Slipper 1: *hits Slipper 2* Who's side are you on!
Slipper 2: Since when were there sides?
Slipper 1: Since sHe thought it was a good idea to convert me!
Slipper 2: Do not sin when you are angry...
Slipper 1: I'm NOT ANGRY!
Slipper 2: Well then, don't sin when you aren't angry.
Slipper 1: *gets bamboo stick*
Slipper 2: NO! I'm on your side, I'm on your side!

 

[~Lava~]

Looks at the computer screen and half zones out.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Looks at the computer screen and half zones out.

Slipper 1: *pokes Lava with knife*
Slipper 2: BE CAREFUL!
Slipper 1: Shhhhhhhh...

 

[~Lava~]

Golly, what I did do to you slippers? Why are you trying to kill me all of a sudden

 

[Dernhelm]

Is it just me, or is this conversation rather strange?

 

[~Lava~]

'Tis a spill-over discussion from the Mafia thread.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Golly, what I did do to you slippers? Why are you trying to kill me all of a sudden

Slipper 1: LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Slipper 2: Calm down, Slipper 1, it's okay.
Slipper 1: *sobs* NO IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOT!
Slipper 2: Just remember how you're going to kill The Bomb with your bamboo...
Slipper 1: Oooooooooooooooooh GOODY!
Slipper 2: There we go...

Is it just me, or is this conversation rather strange?

Slipper 1: You're strange!
Slipper 2: Be nice...
Slipper 1: I just tell the truth!
Slipper 2: Doesn't mean you have to tell her it!
Slipper 1: But you always say 'don't lie'
Slipper 2: Well, sometimes you don't have to point out the obvo.

'Tis a spill-over discussion from the Mafia thread.

Slipper 1: IS NOT!
Slipper 2: Sure, whatever you say Slipper 1.
Slipper 1: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Dernhelm]

Mean slippers! I am not strange!


*mutters*

What right do they have to go around calling people strange, anyway. Hmph.