The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

Dernhelm said:
Mean slippers! I am not strange! :mad:


*mutters*

What right do they have to go around calling people strange, anyway. Hmph.
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Slipper 1: Are toooooooooo!
Slipper 2: BE NICE!
Slipper 1: Derny is straaaaaaaaaaange...and we have the right to call people strange, because we are UN-strange.
Slipper 2: Wouldn't that make us normal?
Slipper 1: NO! Normal and UN-strange are two VERY different things.
Slipper 2: *sigh*

~Lava~ said:
She may like me better after Game nine Starts, it really depends on Bethie's fingers I guess.
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Slipper 1: I'll never like you! Never ever ever!
Slipper 2: Let's not be hasty!
Slipper 1: SHE believed Twilight, TWILIGHT of all people!
Slipper 2: We all have our idiot moments.
Slipper 1: tsk tsk tsk, even I would know better.
Slipper 2: I know, I know...and THAT is an insult...knowing better than Slipper 1 is not that hard.
Slipper 1: What's THAT supposed to mean!
Slipper 2: nooooooooooooooothing....:D

Olorin the Wise said:
I think you got your slippers mixed up... if I recall correctly, Slipper 2 was the vicious one and Slipper 1 was the nice one... :D
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Slipper 1: huh?
Slipper 2: huh?
*Slipper 1 and Slipper 2 exchange confused glances*
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Slipper 1: Are toooooooooo!
Slipper 2: BE NICE!
Slipper 1: Derny is straaaaaaaaaaange...and we have the right to call people strange, because we are UN-strange.
Slipper 2: Wouldn't that make us normal?
Slipper 1: NO! Normal and UN-strange are two VERY different things.
Slipper 2: *sigh*



Slipper 1: I'll never like you! Never ever ever!
Slipper 2: Let's not be hasty!
Slipper 1: SHE believed Twilight, TWILIGHT of all people!
Slipper 2: We all have our idiot moments.
Slipper 1: tsk tsk tsk, even I would know better.
Slipper 2: I know, I know...and THAT is an insult...knowing better than Slipper 1 is not that hard.
Slipper 1: What's THAT supposed to mean!
Slipper 2: nooooooooooooooothing....:D



Slipper 1: huh?
Slipper 2: huh?
*Slipper 1 and Slipper 2 exchange confused glances*
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Lieke: When did everybody start talking like you and me?
Chelsea: Beats me...it's really odd...
Lieke: *GASP* YOu don't think...
Chelsea: What? I don't think what?
Lieke: You don't think they're...replacing us, do you?
Chelsea: *GASP* THAT'S UNHEARD OF!
Lieke: But what if they are?!?
Chelsea: We'll complain! They can't replace us! We're antiques!
Lieke: PRICELESS!
Chelsea: Precisely!
Lieke: Well, what are we going to do about it?
Chelsea: I just told you...we'll complain!
Lieke: About what?
Chelsea: ...
Lieke: No, seriously...what?
Chelsea: *face palm*
Lieke: *GASP* WHO IS THIS SLIPPER PERSON!?
Chelsea: Um...somebody like us, I guess.
Lieke: WHAT?! That's completely preposterous!
Chelsea: I suppose it is a bit odd...I mean, there's nobody crazier than you...
Lieke: Exact- Wait, what?
Chelsea: Nothing...*looks away whistling*
Lieke: Don't give me 'nothing'!
Chelsea: Would you prefer a banana?
Lieke: Yes I would!
Chelsea: *hands Lieke a banana*
Lieke: Ah, much better...


Wow, it's been a while since I've done something like that. :D I suppose I'm a bit rusty.
 
~Lava~ said:
Olorin's right, Slipper 1 started out being the good one.
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Slipper 2: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Lieke: When did everybody start talking like you and me?
Chelsea: Beats me...it's really odd...
Lieke: *GASP* YOu don't think...
Chelsea: What? I don't think what?
Lieke: You don't think they're...replacing us, do you?
Chelsea: *GASP* THAT'S UNHEARD OF!
Lieke: But what if they are?!?
Chelsea: We'll complain! They can't replace us! We're antiques!
Lieke: PRICELESS!
Chelsea: Precisely!
Lieke: Well, what are we going to do about it?
Chelsea: I just told you...we'll complain!
Lieke: About what?
Chelsea: ...
Lieke: No, seriously...what?
Chelsea: *face palm*
Lieke: *GASP* WHO IS THIS SLIPPER PERSON!?
Chelsea: Um...somebody like us, I guess.
Lieke: WHAT?! That's completely preposterous!
Chelsea: I suppose it is a bit odd...I mean, there's nobody crazier than you...
Lieke: Exact- Wait, what?
Chelsea: Nothing...*looks away whistling*
Lieke: Don't give me 'nothing'!
Chelsea: Would you prefer a banana?
Lieke: Yes I would!
Chelsea: *hands Lieke a banana*
Lieke: Ah, much better...


Wow, it's been a while since I've done something like that. :D I suppose I'm a bit rusty.
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Slipper 1: I'll pay five dollars for the two.
Auctioneer: SOLD! Chelsea and Lieke sold to Slipper 1 for five dollars.
Slipper 2: Slipper 1, what DO you plan on doing with them?
Slipper 1: Set them on a shelf and watch them collect dust.
Slipper 2: *Sigh*
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Slipper 2: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...



Slipper 1: I'll pay five dollars for the two.
Auctioneer: SOLD! Chelsea and Lieke sold to Slipper 1 for five dollars.
Slipper 2: Slipper 1, what DO you plan on doing with them?
Slipper 1: Set them on a shelf and watch them collect dust.
Slipper 2: *Sigh*
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Chelsea: Hey now!
Lieke: We aren't for sale!
Chelsea: Yeah! We're PRICELESS!
Lieke: ANd we have more than 5 dollars!
Chelsea: Yea- what?
Lieke: Ten dollars for Chelsea and Lieke!
Auctioneer: Uh...sold, I guess...
Chelsea: Oh come on...we're worth more than 10 dollars...
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Chelsea: Hey now!
Lieke: We aren't for sale!
Chelsea: Yeah! We're PRICELESS!
Lieke: ANd we have more than 5 dollars!
Chelsea: Yea- what?
Lieke: Ten dollars for Chelsea and Lieke!
Auctioneer: Uh...sold, I guess...
Chelsea: Oh come on...we're worth more than 10 dollars...
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Slipper 1: *takes Chelsea and Lieke and puts them in a glass box on a shelf to collect dust*
Slipper 2: They might sufforcate...
Slipper 1: Nope.
Slipper 2: You're too mean sometimes.
Slipper 1: What are you going to do about it...
Slipper 2: Live with it, as always...*cough*loser.
Slipper 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Slipper 2: Nothing...
Slipper 1: *glare* FINE, I'll go play with Chelsea and Lieke! *takes them off the shelf and dresses them in barbie dresses*
Slipper 2: Since when did you play with dolls...
Slipper 1: Not dolls, ACTION FIGURES!
Slipper 2: Whatever.
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Slipper 1: *takes Chelsea and Lieke and puts them in a glass box on a shelf to collect dust*
Slipper 2: They might sufforcate...
Slipper 1: Nope.
Slipper 2: You're too mean sometimes.
Slipper 1: What are you going to do about it...
Slipper 2: Live with it, as always...*cough*loser.
Slipper 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Slipper 2: Nothing...
Slipper 1: *glare* FINE, I'll go play with Chelsea and Lieke! *takes them off the shelf and dresses them in barbie dresses*
Slipper 2: Since when did you play with dolls...
Slipper 1: Not dolls, ACTION FIGURES!
Slipper 2: Whatever.
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Lieke: I should've known...
Chelsea: Known what Lieke?
Lieke: That Auctioneer was fake...
Chelsea: Dang it! Well, what are we going to do now? WE'LL SUFFOCATE IN HERE!
Lieke: NO wait, one of the slipper things is opening the glass box.
Chelsea: By jove, you're right!
Lieke: Wait...what's that she has in her hands?
Chelsea: What? Why it's a pair of-*GASP* No...*shudder* DRESSES!!!!!!!
Lieke: RUN!!!!!!!
Chelsea: NO! She's got us!
Lieke: Must-not-wear-DRESS! *struggles*
*5 minutes later*
Chelsea: I don't like tea...
Lieke: ANd I don't like bonnets...*rips off bonnet on her head*
Chelsea: Lieke...if you'll go for it, I think I've got a plan...
Lieke: Anything...what is it?
Chelsea: How about, we run?
Lieke:...how come I didn't think of that?
Chelsea: Because I'm brilliant.
Lieke: Yeah, whatever.
Chelsea: but we need a distraction...something to take her attention off us...
Lieke: *shouts to slippers* LOOK! IT'S BC KILLING FRED!
Slippers: *look*
Lieke and Chelsea: *high-tail-it out of there*
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Lieke: I should've known...
Chelsea: Known what Lieke?
Lieke: That Auctioneer was fake...
Chelsea: Dang it! Well, what are we going to do now? WE'LL SUFFOCATE IN HERE!
Lieke: NO wait, one of the slipper things is opening the glass box.
Chelsea: By jove, you're right!
Lieke: Wait...what's that she has in her hands?
Chelsea: What? Why it's a pair of-*GASP* No...*shudder* DRESSES!!!!!!!
Lieke: RUN!!!!!!!
Chelsea: NO! She's got us!
Lieke: Must-not-wear-DRESS! *struggles*
*5 minutes later*
Chelsea: I don't like tea...
Lieke: ANd I don't like bonnets...*rips off bonnet on her head*
Chelsea: Lieke...if you'll go for it, I think I've got a plan...
Lieke: Anything...what is it?
Chelsea: How about, we run?
Lieke:...how come I didn't think of that?
Chelsea: Because I'm brilliant.
Lieke: Yeah, whatever.
Chelsea: but we need a distraction...something to take her attention off us...
Lieke: *shouts to slippers* LOOK! IT'S BC KILLING FRED!
Slippers: *look*
Lieke and Chelsea: *high-tail-it out of there*
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Slipper 1: *looks back* OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs Lieke and Chelsea- still in the dresses, and puts them back in the plastic box with a lock*
Slipper 2: *sigh* So they're talking barbies?
SLipper 1: NOT BARBIE'S! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaction figures.
Slipper 2: But girls can't be action figures.
Slipper 1: True, so I guess their Barbies...*puts Barbie stickers all over box*
Slipper 2: What are you gonna say when your friends come over and they see THAT!?
Slipper 1: That it's yours...
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Slipper 1: *looks back* OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs Lieke and Chelsea- still in the dresses, and puts them back in the plastic box with a lock*
Slipper 2: *sigh* So they're talking barbies?
SLipper 1: NOT BARBIE'S! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaction figures.
Slipper 2: But girls can't be action figures.
Slipper 1: True, so I guess their Barbies...*puts Barbie stickers all over box*
Slipper 2: What are you gonna say when your friends come over and they see THAT!?
Slipper 1: That it's yours...
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Chelsea: OH...so they're SEXIST Slippers now...
Lieke: The worst kind...
Chelsea: We can be action figures! We're DUFFERS!
*Mission impossible theme starts playing*
Lieke: *pulls a plastic cutter out from underneathe her dress and starts to cut through the plastic*
Chelsea: *pulls out two pairs of suction cups and hands one to Lieke*
BNoth: Kick out the plastic and start ascending up the wall*
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Chelsea and Lieke suddenly see lasers accross the walls... IT'S A SECURITY SYSTEM FOR THE BARBIE DOLLS!!
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Chelsea: I should've seen this coming!
Lieke: Quickly! Evasive maneuver number 72!
Chelsea: *presses a button on her watch and a paraglider forms infront of her*
Lieke: I told ytou the insta-glider was a good idea!
Lieke and Chelsea: *hop on the glider and glide out the window*
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Chelsea: OH...so they're SEXIST Slippers now...
Lieke: The worst kind...
Chelsea: We can be action figures! We're DUFFERS!
*Mission impossible theme starts playing*
Lieke: *pulls a plastic cutter out from underneathe her dress and starts to cut through the plastic*
Chelsea: *pulls out two pairs of suction cups and hands one to Lieke*
BNoth: Kick out the plastic and start ascending up the wall*
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ooc: Actually...Slipper 2 is a girl. o_O

Olórin the Wise said:
Chelsea and Lieke suddenly see lasers accross the walls... IT'S A SECURITY SYSTEM FOR THE BARBIE DOLLS!!
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Slipper 1: *claps*

*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Chelsea: I should've seen this coming!
Lieke: Quickly! Evasive maneuver number 72!
Chelsea: *presses a button on her watch and a paraglider forms infront of her*
Lieke: I told ytou the insta-glider was a good idea!
Lieke and Chelsea: *hop on the glider and glide out the window*
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Slipper 2 shuts window.

Olórin the Wise said:
*updraft catches glider, sending it spiraling outta control*
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or that. o_O
 
Olórin the Wise said:
*evil laugh* I like interfering w/ Chelsea and Lieke. :D
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Slipper 1: But yet, never interfere's with us.
Slipper 2: That's because he's scared of Mr. Bamboo.
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Slipper 1: MR BAMBOO!
*Mr. Bamboo hides in corner*
Slipper 1: I guess he's scared of you.
Slipper 2: You bet he is.
 
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