The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

SlpNarniaQueen · Jul 31, 2007

Olórin the Wise said:
Then go ahead and eat me... *evil laugh*

Slipper 1: Should we eat him?
Slipper 2: Naw, it sounds dangerous...
Slipper 1 and Slipper 2 lock you up in a chemistry lab coffin.

Olórin the Wise · Jul 31, 2007

*busts outta coffin*

SlpNarniaQueen · Jul 31, 2007

Olórin the Wise said:
*busts outta coffin*

*re-shuts it*

Dernhelm · Aug 1, 2007

*wonders why this thread isn't called 'Slipper 1, Slipper 2, and the fight with Olorin'*

~Lava~ · Aug 1, 2007

Oh wow, that new polish really works oh Almighty Can. You are even more blindingly shiny than before. Nothing can be more shiny, you out shine the Sun now.

SlpNarniaQueen · Aug 1, 2007

Dernhelm said:
*wonders why this thread isn't called 'Slipper 1, Slipper 2, and the fight with Olorin'*

Slipper 1: THE CAN!
Slipper 2: THE CAN!
Slipper 1 goes to get Can Polish.
Slipper 2 goes to get rag.
Slipper 1 and Slipper 2 dutifully polish the Can.

~Lava~ said:
Oh wow, that new polish really works oh Almighty Can. You are even more blindingly shiny than before. Nothing can be more shiny, you out shine the Sun now.

Slipper 1: *glare*
Slipper 2: Let's be nice...
Slipper 1: Why you always ruin my fun?
Slipper 2: It's why DO you always ruin my fun...
Slipper 1: You sound like Lauren.
Slipper 2: DO NOT!
Slipper 1: DO TOO!
Slipper 2: DO NOT!
Slipper 1: DO TOO!
Slipper 2: DO NOT!
Slipper 1: DO TOO!
Slipper 2: DO NOT!
Slipper 1: DO TOO!
Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
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Slipper 2: DO NOT!
Slipper 1: DO TOO!
Slipper 2: I hate you.
Slipper 1: I hate you too!
Slipper 1 and Slipper 2 attack each other.

*IOWW the Iasc* · Aug 1, 2007

Olórin the Wise said:
The Slippers are arguing... which gives me time to make my getaway!

And ours.

Lieke: *Jumps off paraglider and opens her parachute, landing safetly on a desk near the window*
Chelsea: *follows suit*
Lieke: Now...we just need to get this door open...
Chelsea: *pulls plastic explosive out from underneath her gigantic barbie dress*
Lieke: That might work.
Chelsea:*plants plastic explosive and changes out fo the acursed dress*
Lieke: Good, now give me a new pair of clothes...
Chelsea: I only brought one pair...
Lieke: *glares*
Chelsea: FIRE IN THE HOLE! *ducks*
Lieke:*ducks*
Duck: *quack*
Bomb: *EXPLODES!!!!!!!*
Lieke: Perfect...the entire window is blown out...now, let's go! *pulls two ropes out from under her barbie dress and hands one to Chelsea*
Lieke and Chelsea: Start descending down the outside wall to freedom*

Olórin the Wise · Aug 1, 2007

BUT THEY RUN INTO A THORNBUSH!!

SlpNarniaQueen · Aug 1, 2007

*IOWW the Iasc* said:
And ours.

Lieke: *Jumps off paraglider and opens her parachute, landing safetly on a desk near the window*
Chelsea: *follows suit*
Lieke: Now...we just need to get this door open...
Chelsea: *pulls plastic explosive out from underneath her gigantic barbie dress*
Lieke: That might work.
Chelsea:*plants plastic explosive and changes out fo the acursed dress*
Lieke: Good, now give me a new pair of clothes...
Chelsea: I only brought one pair...
Lieke: *glares*
Chelsea: FIRE IN THE HOLE! *ducks*
Lieke:*ducks*
Duck: *quack*
Bomb: *EXPLODES!!!!!!!*
Lieke: Perfect...the entire window is blown out...now, let's go! *pulls two ropes out from under her barbie dress and hands one to Chelsea*
Lieke and Chelsea: Start descending down the outside wall to freedom*

Slipper 1 grabs barbies.
Slipper 2 cuts the ropes.
Slipper 1 laughs evily: MUAHAHAHAHA! I've got you now my preciousssssssssssss
Slipper 2: that was OBNOXIOUSLY weird...
Slipper 1: My precioussssssssssssssssss
Slipper 2: HAve fun with him barbies.
Slipper 1: Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeciousssssssssssssssssesssssssssssssss

Olórin the Wise said:
It should be called, "Slippers 1 & 2 and various fights".

Slipper 1 bops Lauren on the head with a rubber duck

Olórin the Wise · Aug 1, 2007

SlpNarniaQueen said:
Slipper 1 bops Lauren on the head with a rubber duck

Look again. I edited.

SlpNarniaQueen · Aug 1, 2007

Olórin the Wise said:
BUT THEY RUN INTO A THORNBUSH!!

Slipper 1 puts Lauren in a thorn bush

Olórin the Wise said:
Look again. I edited.

Well then, I'm just faster than you!

Olórin the Wise · Aug 1, 2007

I edited when I saw Chelsea's post.

SlpNarniaQueen · Aug 1, 2007

Olórin the Wise said:
I edited when I saw Chelsea's post.

Well....fine.

Olórin the Wise · Aug 1, 2007

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