The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Slipper 1 finds he is talking to a large, ravenous hippo*

Slipper 1 pokes hippos eyes out and beats the hippo to death with Mr. Bamboo.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...by which time Olorin is safely gone.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

...by which time Olorin is safely gone.

Slipper 2: Is he gone?
Slipper 1: Yes...
Slipper 2: *comes out of hiding*
Slipper 1: PARTY TIME!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*Olorin's minions swoop down and crash the party*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Olorin's minions swoop down and crash the party*

Slipper 1 slays all of Lauren's minions with Mr. Bamboo and candles.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*the giant frogs swoop down...*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*the giant frogs swoop down...*

Frogs don't SWOOP!

(*Stab**stab**Stab*)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What are you stabbing, the giant frogs or 30 seconds?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

What are you stabbing, the giant frogs or 30 seconds?

30 seconds...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...which gives the giant frogs time to carry off the cake.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

...which gives the giant frogs time to carry off the cake.

Keep the cake, too many calories.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...and all the rest of the food, too.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

...and all the rest of the food, too.

Yup, it's just a water drinking party.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...plus the water and the decorations.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

...plus the water and the decorations.

FINE! We'll eat you!

(12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*coats self in strychnine*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*coats self in strychnine*

What's that?

(321)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh* Look it up here.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*sigh* Look it up here.

Naw, too lazy.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Then go ahead and eat me... *evil laugh*