The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Slipper 1: *pulls out fur ball*

 

[~Lava~]

I wish these stupid Butterknifers would die for good.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

They do, every time we kill them... but then they spontaneously generate from the silverware drawer again... *deep sigh*

 

[~Lava~]

That is why I said "for good"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, well, you must first destroy the silverware drawer... then the silverware factory... then drain Oneida Lake...

 

[~Lava~]

Goes after silverwear drawer, then the factory. plants lots of C4 at Onieda Lake

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Of course, Oneida isn't the ONLY kind of silverware... Man, you gotta go after all sorts of places!

 

[~Lava~]

Yeah but Onieda seems to be the one who spawns butterknifers.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*C4 dissolves in water*

 

[~Lava~]

That does not mean it no longer is there.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, but it can't explode now either.

 

[~Lava~]

Hehe, gets next to dike, pulls out more C4. Dry stuff. Puts it on dry side of dike, blows up dike.

 

[Dernhelm]

*watches with concernation*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You mean consternation?

 

[lieke]

*has like REALLY BIG Deja Vu-s * Can't believe i was into all those adventures-kinda-things without even being here... maybe i broke a record now... *goes to check*

Chelsea, you and me are now officially in the record book in the catagory of 'most-stupid-and-funny-conversations-of-two-people-without-one-person-being-there '

ROFL

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Oh really? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell...I guess you haven't seen the conversations between Me, Myself and I...

Slipper 1 grabs Lieke and Chels, puts them back in dresses and duckt tapes them to the legs of his desk chair.

Slipper 2 sighs.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

LIEKE'S BACK!! *throws welcom-back party... right over the edge of a cliff*

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

So, how do I join this? I need formal training, I don't like self-training.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

You touch your nose. Now touch your toes. Now touch your ears. Now touch your belly button. Now touch your forehead. Now touch your ear lobe. Now touch your elbow. Now touch your left hand. Touch your right hand. Touch your left knee. Touch your right thigh. Now touch your right shoulder. Now touch your collar bone. Touch the back of your neck. Now touch your eyebrows. Jump up and down. Spin in a circle. Stand on your left leg. Stand on your brother. Touch your ear with your foot. Touch your knee to your nose. Do a funny dance. Spin around and around. Sing I'm a little Tea-pot. Play paddy-cake with a wall. Smile really big. Eat an imaginary apple. Now kiss yourself in the mirror. That's right...go on. Now find the Can polish. Now give the Can polish to Slipper 1. Then sit on your knees. Do a cartwheel.































HAHA! You lose.


























I never said Simon says.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh*

EDF... go read the Required Reading in the first post of this thread. When you feel like you're ready to start Duffering, try the Corrupt a Wish thread. It's best for breaking in new Duffers.