The Order of the Can II

:eek: they're coming!!! scotland, arm yourself!!! we will never lose to One Very Peaceful Looking Ship Which Surely Must Have An Evil Purpose!!! aaaaaaand SHOOT THE BURNiNG ARROWS!!!!!! *dies from stroke*
 
*winces* Don't do that, you'll scratch the varnish! *winces again* Rats, now I'll have to get somebody to fix that... *throws lieke overboard*

Lieke: Hee-hee!
Me: Ha-ha!
Earendil: Heh-heh!
Lieke: *starts tapdancing on the side of the ship while underwater*
Me: NO WAIT DON'T, IF YOU MAKE HOLES IN THE SHIP YOU'LL SINK US!
Lieke: Glub glub! (translation: Hee-hee)
Earendil: Man the pumps!
Pumps: *break*
Me and Earendil: :eek:
Lieke: Glub glub glub!
Me: *grabs speargun & points it at lieke*
Lieke: *swims under ship and starts tapdancing on bottom*
Me: *facepalm*
Earendil: QUICK GRAB THE SILMARIL! The sea already HAS its Silmaril, anyway!
Lieke: *is holding Silmaril*
Earendil: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Lieke: *comes up for air* I'm a master (or mistress, maybe) thief.
Me: We noticed... *remembers Cheese Whiz*
Me: *raises speargun at Lieke while she's up for air*
Lieke: *swims under ship and punches one last hole through with diamond shoes*
Ship: *sinks*
Me: Great. But wait... now you don't have anything to hide behind! *raises speargun once again*
Lieke: *swims up behind me and steals speargun*
Me: Not again...
 
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ROFL, uh, i mean: Glub Glub Glub:D

Lieke: *holds up Silmaril*
Sons of Feanor: *see it* ATTACK!
Lieke: uhoh... *shoves Silmaril in Olorinsesss mouth*
Sons of Feanor: *ATTACK*
Olorinsesss: MHPAHJEHKAEJHPEA
Sons of Feanor, Lieke and whoever is there: huh?
Olorinsesss: *spits out Silmaril* I was saying: AAHHHHH
Sons of Feanor, Lieke and whoever is there: aha, *nods*
Olorinsesss: now, where were we?
Sons: well, weren't we attacking you?
Lieke: yeah, with those cool spears over there, and this speargun, and that wild cat, and that... *points at leftovers of Eärendil's boat* :D
Sons: were we?
Olorinsesss: were they?
Lieke: uhuh.
Olorinsesss: okay, whatever *puts Silmaril back in mouth*
Sons: *ATTACK*
Lieke: *points and laughs*
Shark: *sees Lieke*
Lieke: oh no not again
Bowl of Petunias: HEY YOU, don't steal my lines!
Lieke: sorry
Whale: *drops on her from above*
Everyone: auch...
 
Me: AAAAAHHH! *hits Improbability Drive and disappears*
Lieke: Where'd he go?
Sons of Feanor: HE TOOK THE SILMARIL! FIND IT!!
Valar: :rolleyes:
Sons of Feanor: Don't roll your eyes at US!
Valar: *look innocent*
Sons of Feanor: GET THEM! THEY'RE LYING! *charge Valinor*
Valar: No wait, don't, you're stealing Ar-Pharazon's lines!
Sons of Feanor: Who cares? *keep charging Valinor*
Valar: *sigh* *make hills fall on Sons of Feanor*
Everybody else: PARTY!!
Me: *is floating out in space somewhere in Andromeda Galaxy* Well, at least I'm not stuck in the dark... *holds up Silmaril*

I would do more - something to do with aliens, probably - but I have to go now. :(
 
You mean like:

Alien: *appears*
Olorinsesss: Hello, strange-yet-not-as-strange-as-i-am creature, i'm Olorinsesss, what do you do for a living?
Alien: *zapps Olorinsesss* *turns around, sign becomes viseble*
Sign: *says: 'the official zapp Olorinsesss' alien*

Or more like:
Alien: *appears*
Olorinsesss: Hello, i...
Alien: *eats Olorinsesss*

Or like:
Alien: *appears*
Olorinsesss: Hello, i am... WAIT A SECOND!
Alien: *turns out to be Lieke in alien suit* *pushes Olorinsesss off a cliff*
Olorinsesss: there's no gravity here...
Lieke: *pushes Olorinsesss so hard he get into the atmosphere*

Or did you mean:
Alien: *doesn't appear at all*
Olorinsesss: Haha, got you, didn't i?

Or perhaps:
Alien: *is a whale*
Olorinsesss: Hey, are you a whale?
Alien: I don't know, am i? *falls on Olorinsesss*
Olorinsesss: *is crushed... literally:D*

Or actually more like:
Alien: *appears*
Olorinsesss: So, what are you going to do, kill me, eat me...?
Alien: *bows* Oh, great came-out-of-nowhere, you are our master!!!
Group of aliens: *appears and bows*
Olorinsesss: Well, i kinda like this...
Alien: We will worship you forever
Olorinsesss: well, okay...
Alien: and therefore we will kill that stupid thing on your chin
Olorinsesss: WHAAA, IS IT A BUG?
Alien: No, it's the beard *kills it*
Olorinsesss: now i have nothing to live for anymore *dies*
Aliens: *cries*
Whale: *appears*
Aliens: You are our master
Whale: *crushes them*
 
Lava- *pulls Starship up to Olorin* "'Ello Olorin, what brings you out here."
Olorin- "Not quite sure, mind giving me a lift"
Lava- "Why not" *opens hatch, lets Olorin in*
Olorin- "Why were out here, Lava?"
Lava-"Not quite sure. I just came out here to see what it was like, and then I found you. So What you want to do."
Olorin- "I don't know, what you want to do."
Everyone else- "Now don't start that again."
Olorin- "Why are all these people here?"
Lava-"I don't know" *Drops all off at Kashyyk including Olorin* "Enjoy the Wookiees." *Flys off with no particular destination* "Darn it, I was going to go to Naboo, instead of Kashyyk. Oh Well":D:D:D:D
 
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